Kassandra Killjoy: Paranormal Private-Eye "The Search for the Swordsman" - A short story cosplaying as a novel by peeRod

[wulfenlord]

And on that very day, the render queue finishes

[pibbs]

Killjoy movie comes out before the Spoony movie, did not have that on my bingo card.

I hope he kept the shopping cart.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Of course. He gotta keep his amazing cinematography consistent.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Another fake live-action Killjoy poster thingie.

Does he seriously think that's a real cat?

>I dunno who keeps making these
You sure know how to thank your fans.

>I'll have to wait for the contract to finish the second book
You are the most inept author who ever was and ever will be.

[CuckTurdginson]

He thinks he's getting a contract? Can't fault him for lack of confidence.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I know it's more prestigious to have an actual publisher, but this vanity publisher is obviously scamming him, so it's probably wiser to just self-publish this shit. Can't imagine POD being worse than these "professional" books.

Of course, knowing him he probably gave the publisher exclusive rights to the whole IP.

[RedLine]

How much do you think he needs to pay the OF stripper to go along with all this?

[Kugelfisch]

How much do you think he needs to pay the OF stripper to go along with all this?

More than he paid that mailbox office print-on-demand "publisher" to manifest his toddler novel into physical form.

[pibbs]

He never seems to post ALL this "fan" art. (and hes the lonesome insecure kind of bitch that would post every bit of it) Just crap he makes himself and lies about, or the whore he's paying to pretend to care. I wonder how much of his dad's paychecks he's spending on this new "career"?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I wonder how much of his dad's paychecks he's spending on this new "career"?

Not nearly enough. Hack writer Chads like Gloria Tesch had daddy create them her their own publisher so they don't have to exist in this weird limbo where all they can do is fantasize about merchandize that will never happen.