Highlander: Pariah by Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm already exhausted.

Word, brother.

I 'member the plot point of one of the TV show's episodes, featuring an immortal child, being that immortals become immortal after their first death, and then they stay the way they are foreveeer.

Minus that mortal wound that caused their first death to begin with, I assume and hope.
Though that still raises the questions of how your new default body looks like if your first death involves burning alive...

But in another episode there was an Egyptian kween that comes out of her sarcophagus perfectly fine, so unless she died, became immortal and was pretending to be dead a second time while being mummified, the whole IP is dumb.

Oh, it's just a procedure that removes all of your internal organs. How much does the brain factor into the "You only die if you lose your head" business, anyways?

[wulfenlord]

And how does loving the rain make you gloomy?

It reminds him of showers. He punches the rain, like the Christmas trees.

Or mariachi bands, or 4th of July fireworks.

>calling a black man bri

>not calling him Bri-Bri

“Come on in. I’ve got pizza rolls, and Trump’s about to fire that one guy. I love Tivo.”

>pre-POTUS Trump joke

Back then, Donald Trump was just Le quirkee pop culture reference.

Also, back then he was about as "kewl" as an old fart could be for the wrasslin' crowd.

[Complicity]

How much does the brain factor into the "You only die if you lose your head" business, anyways?

Nothing i guess, considering that a bullet in the head is theoretically fine but a clean decapitation is game over.

[Le Redditeur]

I'm already exhausted.

Now you know what is like
To be the Spoony Man
To be the Sad Man
Behind the render queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's a real Spoony man
Sitting in his Spoony chair
Making all his Spoony tweets for nobody

[ebin namefag]

Spoony's greatest crime was forcing a generation of spergs to think about Highlander.

[wulfenlord]

Feel the success slip through your hands
(Steal from patrons while you can)

Seek the dremel on your own
(Tweet the pity all alone)

Spoonyman

[Rushy]

Every single one of these people writes as if they just want to be making a movie instead. Just eeeeendless descriptions so the reader could *perfectly* capture the image in their heads. Rather than just writing it like a book, with proper pacing and dynamic prose.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But they don't read books. They watch movies instead.

[pibbs]

Every single one of these people writes as if they just want to be making a movie instead. Just eeeeendless descriptions so the reader could *perfectly* capture the image in their heads. Rather than just writing it like a book, with proper pacing and dynamic prose.

Except peeRod. He skips descriptions and world-building and goes straight to action, because describing things is hard.

Also, where is that second book of his? He said two years ago it's nearly ready to go.