Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[GitGud]

Oh Kugel...that last part got me good.
It fits perfect in some lovecraft book..,
"And so she wanked him hard, and the reward was there....his Kid Paste. The only thing she had to do, was to suck it up"

Or....

"The Fat Whiny guy was cornerd by his bullies but in an last efford, Linkara raised his hips and like a mighty prehistoric creature he ejected his rich Kid Paste from his loins to blind his enemys. He maybe is no fighter, but that doesent mean he has to be a sucker.."

[Guest]

Phelan and Allison got married. The dumb bastard actually did it. How long until he gets divorce-raped?

[wulfenlord]

Same reason the Catholic church still gets priests, raping little boys is still off limits for the lower class.
Devouring them, in the case of the Lupa, is even less okay. Especially considering that it has to dissolve them in it's acid spit first to suckle the kid paste from the floor, like The Fly.

But unlike the Fly, she will slurp the man-goo using her dry vagina. Think of this:

[Kugelfisch]

There's something oddly satisfying about watching that dog scrape it's asshole across the carpet.
I think it's because we all had an itchy arsehole before and know how awful that is (especially if you lift and take supplements that contain a certain ingredient, you know which) and thus can relate to what a relief it must be to the dog.

It's also infuriating at the same time. That carpet isn't something you'd want to walk on just in socks ever again.
But I strongly empathise with the four-legged companion.

[Newhalf]

Funny wulf would bring up this zenith guy, saw that name only recently. Apparently he's a mod in Spergkara's discord, I don't think any more needs to be said.

[wulfenlord]

Funny wulf would bring up this zenith guy, saw that name only recently. Apparently he's a mod in Spergkara's discord, I don't think any more needs to be said.

What a fUnNy lItTlE correlation we have there. I just saw the >she/her in its bio while obviously not possessing XX chromosomes. But I guess there is also a correlation of >dibs bedora to trying to become his own m'lady

[Newhalf]

Anyone who wants to know more, Kinky Linky covered this. Apparently zenith got sooo drained after banning like four people who said "OneyPlays". Wow so exhausting.
Also he's normally a totally pleasant person, for realsies!

[pibbs]

What?

[Kugelfisch]

Is he talking about himself in the third person again?

[Guest]

Is he talking about himself in the third person again?

I think Linkara did a Baywatch reference mixed with a reference to the old man Phelous uses in his reviews sometimes. At least it's the only way that tweet make sense considering Lupa's been reviewing Baywatch since 2014.