Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Guest]

der Lupa doesn't dream.

[Kugelfisch]

It just rests, eyes wide open in a ceiling corner of the room.

[BenComicGraphics]

Has she unprivated her Twitter after her last failed attempt to cancel someone?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Nope. Still hiding in her sarcophagus.

[MegaNigger]

Every day she ages a little more and Facial Abuse gets a little closer to reality for her.

[wulfenlord]

https://www.newscientist.com/article/22 ... cess-meat/

This article gets many things right, but leaves the important question unanswered, why the first humans domesticated the dogs/wolves. Looking at the evidence, we can piece together a coherent hypothesis. Picture, if you will, the savage Lupa in the wild, mad with grief that the last ice age killed the last fertile eggs she laid. Because the Lupa cannot be killed by fire, and can only be incapacitated by impalement, neolithic tribes feared the demon from the woods more than they feared wolves or bears.

So, as fire did not help those early tribes, rather it encouraged her to come visit our terror-stricken ancestors at night.

Seeing as the she-devil did not like the crying of infants or barking, even stranger, it was the only thing that made her shriek and flee, in a desperate attempt the first humans lured wolves into their dens with leftover meat. It took years of bonding, but ultimately was a success. All tribes adopted this survival tactic, and only since then, humans did no longer fear the night. Not because of the dark, or predatory animals, but because of this supernatural predator.

But the Lupa was cunning. It watched in safe distance. Because in a twisted way, she could evolve, too. Fusing human skin to her own black scales, over the years she assumed the form of a woman of our species. Wearing crude make-up made of ochre, she set out to find her first human mate.

Around 5000 years ago, in the massive woods in the region which is now Thuringia:

A beta male of a proto-germanic tribe, who could never hope to mate, was tasked to gather firewood, saw her bathing in a stream. Her movement was unnatural, and she stayed underwater for longer than should be humanly possible. As he had never lain with a woman, and even the boys in his village would not reciprocate his gentle touches, he could not help but be aroused. The Lupa was long aware of his presence, and she tried to imitate the luring swaying of a fertile woman, making guttural trilling noises.

Let us stop here, as the following horrors are best left to your own (and Gitguds) imagination :3

[Guest]

You Germans are a weird bunch

[rabidtictac]

I found some candid photos taken of Lupa when she was younger, under various pseudonyms:




Here's one of Lupa with her sisters:

[wulfenlord]

Good thing she is taking a mental health break, wouldn't want to see her doing this when she is stressed (my guess is she would have used placenta blood & her shed skin as ingredients in neolithic times)

[BenComicGraphics]

Nope. Still hiding in her sarcophagus.

cryogenically frozen or.... freezer burn