#GuntStream: Ethan "the Arby's Rapist" Ralph thread

[Lindsay's Liver]

Jesus, these guys are sad.

[Kugelfisch]

Jesus, these guys are sad.

I doubt that's the end of it. Ethan is currently in rehab. I bet he'll come running back to Diddler Dax eventually.

[rabidtictac]

Ethan Ralph completing rehab and staying clean would be an admission of past mistakes. He ain't gonna do that shit. He'll be pilled up and blacked out on stream in no time again.

[ebin namefag]

Ethan Ralph completing rehab and staying clean would be an admission of past mistakes. He ain't gonna do that shit. He'll be pilled up and blacked in no time again.

[CuckTurdginson]

They should make a special prison for INs. Like Arkham Asylum but with more rape.

You expect The Spoony One to pick up the soap?!?!

[Old Black Man]

They should make a special prison for INs. Like Arkham Asylum but with more rape.

You expect The Spoony One to pick up the soap?!?!

True, he couldn’t even pick up the branch. They can still make him bend over.

[Kugelfisch]

Ethan Ralph completing rehab and staying clean would be an admission of past mistakes. He ain't gonna do that shit. He'll be pilled up and blacked out on stream in no time again.

Granted, it's Mexican rehab he's in, for whatever that's worth. Probably fifty US dollars.
But I'll say this: if there's one IN for whom it would be especially funny to turn his life around it'd be Ralph. He has unrivalled potential! Barely anyone has been so far down with even a chance to climb back up.

I'll root for him. If he fails, it'll be just that much more fun to laugh about it. But if he succeeds, boy howdy, are we in for a wild time!

[rabidtictac]

I feel like the personality change hasn't happened that he'd need to make lasting changes. But hey, I'm always in favor of guys turning their shit around. Hell, I remember when we all used to sperge so much about internet nobodies, and so much of what we were doing was trying to tell them how to unfuck themselves. Like, we said for years nostalgia critic needed to drop all the other jokers, focus on himself and get with the biggest video sharing platforms (at the time, that was youtube and tgwtg were still chasing blip.)

I don't waste my time giving advice like that anymore to these fucks because I know they view it as an attack. So I'd rather just say somebody is a fat cunt and move on. But I'd support even DSP getting his ass together. I've said in the past the nigga needs to get back in the gym. So much of his lies and bullshit and excuses would melt away when faced with a mountain of metal he has to move a certain number of times. You can't pull that "I was pressing x" ego cope when the reality is you are too weak for even lightweight reps. He spends all day mashing buttons and comes away drained and full of hate. He could spend an hour mashing weights and come away with DOMS and a feeling of real accomplishment. He could get addicted to weights and learn to stop doing WWE Champions reps. He makes more than enough money, the nigga just wastes it all because he's unhappy and addicted.

Most INs could dramatically improve their lives with basic workout programs.

[Kugelfisch]

>muh gout
>muh bad back
>muh shoulders
Not gonna happen. He needs his little ailments as an excuse to whine and complain. That's his true passion, besides the dumbest form of gambling known to man.

[rabidtictac]

Some people would rather spend two decades bitching than one minute working.