Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[Ghost Dog]

Remember the rant from A Voice In The Dark about how sad it was that the contributors weren't getting together anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgwNg4JR_Wc&t=121s
Now we get a rant about how he's frustrated that he can't get episodes done in a weekly basis on his 800th episode of AT4W.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8hihwWmXLM&t=5581s

[Osterzone]

Now we get a rant about how he's frustrated that he can't get episodes done in a weekly basis on his 800th episode of AT4W.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8hihwWmXLM&t=5581s

Boo-hoo. He’s been making videos on the internet for 17 years. He knows what’s slowing him down and it’s his own fault that he can’t get shit out on time.

[wulfenlord]

This is muh jawb, I do this for my family

Yeah, and you're doing a horrible job. Nobody ever liked your whiny voice from the beginning, and your comic hot takes are retarded. I'd rather watch a Kigu livestream where it rubs itself in peanut butter and lets the dogs in.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Both links getting right to him screeching at the top of his lungs is just *chef's kiss*

>I'm not doing anything differently than I used to, and yet it's still happening
Well, duh. Your way of producing this shit was never efficient in the first place, and now you have to deal with additional busywork like 3D printing, Nuzlockes, and your gorilla.

So after skipping around a bunch (I ain't watching that whole shit; dude is screeching for several minutes), it seems the grand "plot" of this segment is that he's throwing a massive temper tantrum, beams off in a huff, has the gorilla talk some sense into him (including bringing up the additional work I've mentioned, as well as pointing out that he now has a social life ), and then returns to say he's sorry. Also he's building the new robot body because why not.

This is fucking Angel Armor all over again.

And does he think that making his poor production skills part of his epic storyline will somehow fix things? Or is this his weird way of justifying him being unable to maintain a set schedule?

EDIT: Also there's an emotional violin tune playing when he apologizes. You can't make this shit up.

[Osterzone]

The idea of Viga giving him a pep talk when it’s something he wrote is hilarious to me.
>you had emotional upheaval as people you loved and trusted turned out to be awful
You loved Doge? Linky, you were associates at best. It’s been 7 years since your gay little friends’ walkout and he doesn’t think about you at all. You’re not going to surpass him either. You were never friends.

[pibbs]

Holy crap! I had not heard his voice in a long time. So grating, like a rejected muppet. I thought OneyPlays were exaggerating his voice for comedic effect but if anything they made him sound better.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They make him sound a lot more soothing

[pibbs]

And believable.

[pibbs]

I watched exactly 3:45 of the 800th episode...
First, the extended theme song is horrible.
Second, one of his main characters, Linksano, is a fag apparently. How progressive.

[wulfenlord]

Of course he had to include a take of his loving wife encouraging him that it's totally normal that he can't perform like 25 anymore :3