Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[Complicity]

He can't even get his jacket back.

What happened to his jacket?

[Old Black Man]

I never tire of those.

[pibbs]

Oh yeah. And if he hadn't been such a douche-nozzle about it, he could have been on "Smiling Friends."

[Old Black Man]

I’m sure he hates that show.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's not written by him, so it can't possibly meet his quality standards.

Oh yeah. And if he hadn't been such a douche-nozzle about it, he could have been on "Smiling Friends."

It would've been his one chance to see The Lightbringer animated.
(They would've probably just used drawings from the original webcomic, though)

[Old Black Man]

Trump allegedly has requested to have the jacket removed from his Linkara memorabilia collection and to be buried with it when he dies.

[Kugelfisch]

I’m sure he hates that show.

He wouldn't know because he will never watch it.
He's so autistic that he lacks all understanding of nuance. Zack made fun of him, thus he's eternally offended and deeply insulted.

[BenComicGraphics]

I’m sure he hates that show.

He wouldn't know because he will never watch it.
He's so autistic that he lacks all understanding of nuance. Zack made fun of him, thus he's eternally offended and deeply insulted.

Lightly and playfully.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He wouldn't know because he will never watch it.

What does he watch, anyways?
Power Rangers doesn't count since that has become more of an annoying job for him, and he doesn't have a history of reacting positively to fan recommendations (heaven forbid you try to make him read/watch capeshit that is not DC or Marvel).

[Kugelfisch]

He wouldn't know because he will never watch it.

What does he watch, anyways?

I have already asked what he does in general. He just doesn't seem like the kind of person to enjoy anything or have any hobbies besides utterly deranged fetish crap.