That's why it's funny! I think Mitchell is a bitchmade faggot but him clowning on Jobst with his discount codes makes me almost want to order some hot sauce. I can always get behind some plutonium-grade trolling and Jobst being at least as much of a lying shitbag of comparable ego, ironically being much more guilty for the suicide of Apollo Justice than Billy ever was, makes it an easy laugh.Osterzone wrote: ↑Fri Jun 06, 2025 3:48 pmTOBE FAIRE, Karl said he would have done that to Billy had he wonKugelfisch wrote: ↑Fri Jun 06, 2025 3:31 pmHe will continue to dunk on Karl BetterlookforJobs for years.![]()
Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong
You mean eventually suicide? Would be fitting for him to kill himself over being financially ruined by Billy, considering what the lawsuit was over.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong
Damn, the King is on a roll.
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I'll have to admit that he's always been great at being petty. The continuous dunking is unnecessary but very funny. 

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Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Damn, Karl Handjobst has to troon out now to turn this around.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong
I found a picture of Karl Slobst naked.

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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong
Billy Mitchell may have become the most successful internet troll in history.
>cheat at game
>get caught cheating
>everyone agrees you were cheating
>threaten to sue the world
>one autistic fuck makes too many spurious claims about you
>finally land a lawsuit that ruins his life lmao
>get a bunch of money
>can dunk on this guy forever
>go back to cheating at gaymes on the internet, now beloved by everyone
Reminder that he won the case only because Karl Slobsttheknobst overreached himself and didn't stick to the known fact that Mitchell is a cheater.
>cheat at game
>get caught cheating
>everyone agrees you were cheating
>threaten to sue the world
>one autistic fuck makes too many spurious claims about you
>finally land a lawsuit that ruins his life lmao
>get a bunch of money
>can dunk on this guy forever
>go back to cheating at gaymes on the internet, now beloved by everyone
Reminder that he won the case only because Karl Slobsttheknobst overreached himself and didn't stick to the known fact that Mitchell is a cheater.
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He had to lie to obfuscate his friends EZscape and DarkviperAU being responsible for bullying Apollo Legend to suicide.
I'm sure it was all worth it and psychotic lolcow Dorkviper and faggot EZ are eternally grateful to Karl. Right?
I'm sure it was all worth it and psychotic lolcow Dorkviper and faggot EZ are eternally grateful to Karl. Right?
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong
Must have been really hard for Slobst to shut up for 5 months and not sperg out like a retard.
This will be the last time I talk about this
Sure thing, Kayleen.
So I thought very hard about appealing until even my lawyer told me I'm a retard
So I filed for bankruptcy like a coward and let my mailorder bride have all my assets including my Jewtube channel while claiming my Jewtube channel makes no revenue for 3 years until I am cleared of debt - now let me lecture you for an hour on obscure abbo laws why this morally bankrupt behavior is my moral high ground
So I start the video by seemingly being the better man, admitting I was wrong, then whine about being psychologically stressed
This scene doesn't seem psychologically stressed - 1:08:25
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong
Here's how Karl can still win.
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