Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jun 06, 2025 9:22 pm

You mean eventually suicide? Would be fitting for him to kill himself over being financially ruined by Billy, considering what the lawsuit was over.
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He will continue to dunk on Karl BetterlookforJobs for years. :lol:
TOBE FAIRE, Karl said he would have done that to Billy had he won
That's why it's funny! I think Mitchell is a bitchmade faggot but him clowning on Jobst with his discount codes makes me almost want to order some hot sauce. I can always get behind some plutonium-grade trolling and Jobst being at least as much of a lying shitbag of comparable ego, ironically being much more guilty for the suicide of Apollo Justice than Billy ever was, makes it an easy laugh.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by wulfenlord » Sat Jun 14, 2025 6:40 pm

Damn, the King is on a roll.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jun 14, 2025 7:02 pm

I'll have to admit that he's always been great at being petty. The continuous dunking is unnecessary but very funny. :lol:
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by wulfenlord » Sat Aug 02, 2025 12:09 pm



Damn, Karl Handjobst has to troon out now to turn this around.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by ebin namefag » Sat Aug 02, 2025 8:50 pm

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He looks like his dick would be translucent.
I found a picture of Karl Slobst naked.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Aug 05, 2025 5:25 am

Billy Mitchell may have become the most successful internet troll in history.

>cheat at game
>get caught cheating
>everyone agrees you were cheating
>threaten to sue the world
>one autistic fuck makes too many spurious claims about you
>finally land a lawsuit that ruins his life lmao
>get a bunch of money
>can dunk on this guy forever
>go back to cheating at gaymes on the internet, now beloved by everyone


Reminder that he won the case only because Karl Slobsttheknobst overreached himself and didn't stick to the known fact that Mitchell is a cheater.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Aug 09, 2025 9:24 am

He had to lie to obfuscate his friends EZscape and DarkviperAU being responsible for bullying Apollo Legend to suicide.
I'm sure it was all worth it and psychotic lolcow Dorkviper and faggot EZ are eternally grateful to Karl. Right?
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by wulfenlord » Sat Aug 23, 2025 7:55 am



Must have been really hard for Slobst to shut up for 5 months and not sperg out like a retard.

This will be the last time I talk about this

Sure thing, Kayleen.

So I thought very hard about appealing until even my lawyer told me I'm a retard

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So I start the video by seemingly being the better man, admitting I was wrong, then whine about being psychologically stressed

This scene doesn't seem psychologically stressed - 1:08:25
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by ebin namefag » Sat Aug 23, 2025 2:04 pm

Here's how Karl can still win.
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