Kassandra Killjoy: Paranormal Private-Eye "The Search for the Swordsman" - A short story cosplaying as a novel by peeRod

[pibbs]

Yeah, it's just the type of cringe I'd expect from the guy.

No, no, I fully believe he would be daft enough to embarrass his cousin like that

Yes he would. But do you really think he knows the "full Kid n Play" routine? That's what i doubt. He probably just started gyrating and spazzing claiming those were the moves.

[pibbs]

BREAKING NEWS~!!!
BOOK 2 COMING THIS FALL!!!



https://bsky.app/profile/erodbuster.bsk ... w3kmby5c24
The excitement in the comments is palatable!

‪Nate The Great‬ ‪@thenatedamnz.bsky.social‬· 1h
Oh dangit, I keep forgetting to oder the first one.

There are no other comments.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's finally happening!!11!


And wait, wasn't the first book's cliffhanger about the return of the Even Eviler Bootleg Camarilla? How did that turn into a lame murder mystery?
Plus we already know she has a postcognition gadget. How hard can it be to figure out who's killing everyone?

[wulfenlord]

I just came.

[ebin namefag]

From the files of "Shit that Never Happen."

‪ERod ‬ ‪@erodbuster.bsky.social‬· 9s
My 18 year old cousin asked me if I had ever heard of Kid n' Play from those "old House Party movies". Instead of answering the question like a normal person, I did the full Kid n' Play dance in front of everybody. He hasn't spoken to me since. I think I broke the boy.

Your cousin doesn't speak to you because you molested him.

[Musical Space Cowboy]

‪Nate The Great‬ ‪@thenatedamnz.bsky.social‬· 1h
Oh dangit, I keep forgetting to oder the first one.

No need to oder it: we all know it stinks.

[pibbs]

They celebrate the smallest accomplishment. It's all they have.

‪ERod ‬
‪@erodbuster.bsky.social‬· 3h
800 Followers. Soon I will gain the power of one million exploding suns

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I wonder how many of those are just his family.