Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri May 10, 2024 7:49 am

So I told an AI to write a Smiling Friends review script for Linkara.
I have no idea what Simon is doing here, or why he's a kidShow
[INTRO]

Linkara: Hello and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn. And today, we're not looking at a comic, but rather an episode from the surreal and twisted animated series, Smiling Friends. Created by Michael Cusack and Zach Hadel, this show has gained a cult following for its unique brand of humor and disturbing visuals. So, let's dive in and take a look at the episode titled "Mr. Frog".

[OPENING SCENE]

Linkara: The episode begins with our main characters, Pim and Charlie, being tasked with babysitting a child named Simon. However, things take a turn for the bizarre when Simon reveals his new pet, Mr. Frog, a large, anthropomorphic frog who speaks in a deep, foreboding voice. Right off the bat, you can tell this is not your average children's cartoon.

[CHARACTER ANALYSIS]

Linkara: Pim and Charlie's reactions to Mr. Frog are what really make this episode stand out. Pim is immediately wary of the strange creature, while Charlie sees him as an opportunity to make a quick buck by selling him as a sideshow attraction. Their dynamic is both hilarious and slightly unsettling, as you never quite know what to expect from either of them.

[STORYLINE]

Linkara: As the episode progresses, we learn more about Mr. Frog's mysterious origins and his connection to Simon's family. Without giving too much away, let's just say that things take a dark and twisted turn that will leave you both shocked and entertained. The writing in this episode is top-notch, blending humor with genuine moments of suspense and horror.

[VISUALS]

Linkara: The animation in "Mr. Frog" is both stunning and grotesque, with a unique art style that perfectly captures the show's surreal tone. The character designs are inventive and the use of color is both vibrant and eerie. It's clear that a lot of time and effort went into creating the world of Smiling Friends, and it definitely pays off.

[CONCLUSION]

Linkara: In conclusion, "Mr. Frog" is a standout episode of Smiling Friends that will leave you both laughing and disturbed. The voice acting, writing, animation, and overall atmosphere all come together to create a truly memorable viewing experience. If you're a fan of dark humor and offbeat storytelling, then I highly recommend checking out this episode and the rest of the series. Until next time, this is Linkara, signing off. Thanks for watching Atop the Fourth Wall.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Old Black Man » Fri May 10, 2024 11:04 pm

I can hear his lisp as clear as day…
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Ghost Dog » Tue May 14, 2024 10:50 am

Uncle Linky blocks comments that use the terms Woke and SJW. Then again can't be surprised considering he also blocks comments for using Lightbringer in them.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Dehbashi » Tue May 14, 2024 3:42 pm

And since was Hayley written as a lesbian? It's pretty much said in the dialogue that she dated Tommy in college. Is she trying to pull a J.K. Rowling?

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue May 14, 2024 3:54 pm

>the amount of times they've commented has slowed
Which is of course a proof of triumph on your part, and totally not a sign that the internet is starting to forget about you.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Old Black Man » Wed May 15, 2024 9:17 am

He’ll never get his original jacket back from Trump. Zach probably bought it for his own collection.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri May 17, 2024 11:38 pm

That's official Linkara canon now. Some shit shy and inconfident, weird voice Zach the animation nerd said pre the brown Jacket arch, yet post [as] Hellbenders rejection.

Zach is not only everything Linky hates, he's also everything he ever wanted to be, weirdly. Yet Lewis will never get there. He lacks humility and people skills.
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Cannons bray, the mighty quake!
Centuries of blood becomes erased!
I am the white ghost!

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Ghost Dog » Sat May 18, 2024 12:51 pm

Linky is trying to get plushies made by getting 200 people to pay $2 in order for that to get done. Unfortunately the Twitter brackets don't work anymore because of Elon's brilliant idea to rebrand Twitter to X. Twitter.com is gone, now we have x.com.
https://x.com/Linkara19/status/1791453709106373106
https://x.com/Linkara19/status/1791455160448729374
https://www.makeship.com/petitions/linkara-plushie

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat May 18, 2024 1:00 pm

Twitter heißt jetzt X, sonst ändert sich nix.

And here's the "concept art" for the plushie in question. Just like with his spaceship model, I have several questions.
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Why does it have the proportions of a FunkoPop?
Why do the glasses look nothing like the one he's actually wearing?
Does he really have that much hair left?
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Osterzone » Sat May 18, 2024 3:37 pm

Ghost Dog wrote:
Sat May 18, 2024 12:51 pm
Linky is trying to get plushies made by getting 200 people to pay $2 in order for that to get done. Unfortunately the Twitter brackets don't work anymore because of Elon's brilliant idea to rebrand Twitter to X. Twitter.com is gone, now we have x.com. https://www.makeship.com/petitions/linkara-plushie
Just use twitter in the url and it still works

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