The Other people on Channel Awesome

[Dehbashi]

I actually forgot he dressed up as Jareth because I never watched any of the crossover movies. Still that shows how unrealistic that movie was in regards of women. Connelly's character was able to not fall for the guy when she was 14 but these bitches fell for Justin's fake ass at older ages. Shows how women in real life are.

[Kugelfisch]

Yeah, right, "abuser". Bitch had him cheat on his wife with her. She loved every fucking second of it and did so for years after.
The only reason she whines now is because being a victim is the only thing she can squeeze out of this situation and she can position herself as being free from all guilt.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"He groomed me!"
"But... weren't you 18? That's not grooming."
"But what if I was mentally 16?! What then, HMMMMMM?!"

[Old Black Man]

JW didn’t have the moose knuckle.

[Kugelfisch]

And he sure as shit was no David Bowie! A damn shame PeeRod killed him.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But he could do the trick with the glass ball.

[Kugelfisch]

You're right. That seems to get all the retard bitches wet.

[Old Black Man]

And he sure as shit was no David Bowie! A damn shame PeeRod killed him.

PeeRod wanted the title of Goblin King as it was far more suitable for him.

[Liar Revealed]

I do think Kitty Marie is legitimately retarded by looking at her. Parents were probably brother and sister and alcoholics. She should just be happy that any man would want to touch her disgusting ass.

[Musical Space Cowboy]

Of course she's retarded. She's a Swiftie.