Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Almost certain that male "asexual" is just the police PC term on the left for "Incel". They're trying to avoid the negative connotations with that word. If Miles were a fruit he would have no problems.

[Guest]

Almost certain that male "asexual" is just the police PC term on the left for "Incel". They're trying to avoid the negative connotations with that word. If Miles were a fruit he would have no problems.

absolutely true for males. I'd like to see a study on the porn habits of so called male aesexuals. Female aesexuals are just molested.

[Newhalf]

Is it year of the spoopy yet?
Also who paid for the dog collar? Did Miles still have that lying around?

[casual pleb]

Almost certain that male "asexual" is just the police PC term on the left for "Incel". They're trying to avoid the negative connotations with that word. If Miles were a fruit he would have no problems.

Quick google search gives a bunch of BS, about how people can identify as asexual, so yeah - it's not an actual orientation like faggotry, for example.

More than likely all these male "asexuals" are just incels and/or they are addicted to kiddy porn, really sick hentai or some other kind of bizarre pornography, which would get them into trouble if anyone found out and they can not get hard any other way anymore, so it's preferable for them to claim, that they don't have an orientation of any kind.

[Guest]

It feels like there's no real reason to pay attention to Spooge anymore. He's back where he started and it's abundantly clear that he's not going to make any content anytime soon. His Patreon is probably going to stagnate at $300/month until his account is deleted by the powers that be, if that ever happens.

This feels like Noah's final form, and any updates will come in at a snail's pace. There's no further twists and turns in the Spoony saga, just inane tweeting.

Both Spoony and Chris Chan have pretty much entered the endgame of their respective downward spirals; Spoony having gone back to where he was 15 years ago and Chris' long history of mental illness and retardation finally having caught up to him and put him in prison. We're all just here to see the aftermath, nothing more. Myself, I only occasionally check in just to see whether or not Spoony is still alive, considering how due to his extremely poor health and self-care it will be a miracle if he lives to see 50. Beyond that, I've pretty much had my fill of his self-loathing, self-deprecating antics.

[Guest]

Quick google search gives a bunch of BS, about how people can identify as asexual, so yeah - it's not an actual orientation like faggotry, for example.

Yes, there is a growing movement who want to make "asexual" another sexuality. LGTBTA. I think it's just low test guys with no luck with girls who want to avoid the incel terrorist misogynist label.

[Complicity]

Female asexuals are just molested.

No one molests Lupa and MarzGunt. Especially not Failous and El Pinoy.
They basically replaced the sexual intercourse, that they may or may not have experienced once or twice in their lifetime, with the process of canceling people on Twatter.
Who knows what their "husbands" are really up to.
But they are very likely just two lame coomers, who feel bad afterwards for having objectified a bitch in a porn video.

[Kugelfisch]

Both Spoony and Chris Chan have pretty much entered the endgame of their respective downward spirals;

Very close to the absolute truth.
CWC was boring as shit for years but then at least got jailed with a (mother)banger.
Spoony won't do us the favour.

Let me indulge myself and repeat the three laws or rules of Spoony again. Everyone knows the first one but 2 and 3 are often forgotten but just as true and eternal.

1. Spoony never disappoints to disappoint.

2. Spoony never gets better.

3. There is no rock bottom.

I've deducted those laws many years ago and they have been true since then. As DHI is always right and they have been memed thoroughly, they are basically akin to the laws of thermodynamics.
In short, don't expect Spoony to fuck his mother or do anything as exciting. He will just burn out more and more, live for many more decades and be less and less interesting to follow.

[Le Redditeur]

At least we can follow the antics of DepressionMuse and Rachel Warthog as compensation. "Attempted suicide" through a plastic bag, that was priceless, better than anything Spoony has ever done.

[Guest]

Yeah we can follow their antics and be reminded that there are people who should kill themselves more than Spoony