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by Guest » Mon Dec 27, 2021 6:30 am
Some Sick Fuck wrote: ↑Mon Dec 27, 2021 12:35 am
Guest wrote: ↑Sun Dec 26, 2021 8:29 am
What other man can say he's dated both an Ogre and an Orc?
I forgot how huge the bitch was. Fucking beast, and I bet these teeth could chomp through steel.
Just a tower of ham, a monolith of t-shirts on/lights out and pretend she's someone else fuckmeat. This is what a woman looks like bros: she throws your spindly little Antwiler ass on the bed and rubs her firecrotch all over your chest like THAC0 with a turd stuck to his ass. A yellowish goo, like a snail trail, stretches from your chin to your navel. It's not so much sex as pure primal marking, animals pissing on each other to ward off rivals.
And in the afterglow, her skin grows flush with the slightest exertion, like breathing, and the floorboards creak and wheeze as she stalks around the bed, shaking an empty box of Frosted Flakes and bellowing
EMPTY NOAH!
FUCK.
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wulfenlord
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by wulfenlord » Mon Dec 27, 2021 7:48 am
Yes my son, let the essence of GitGud flow through you. Harness the vomit-enducing smut, embrace it. If you feel like throwing up, just lok beyond the mortal pain-horizon. You are bound for greatness!
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl muh'fugen bix nood
Whenever you feel down :3
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Complicity
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by Complicity » Mon Dec 27, 2021 10:25 am
Sarah Wilson was at her thinnest in that picture.
Another surgery defeated.
She's so in denial about it that she pretends to have BDD instead.
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wulfenlord
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by wulfenlord » Mon Dec 27, 2021 10:36 am
Methinks that's an optical illusion. Compared to Y Draig Goch even Nella looks like a 5/10. The biggest Hamgalaxy in a picture slurps up the fatness which permeates from the smaller blubber-masses
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl muh'fugen bix nood
Whenever you feel down :3
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Guest
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by Guest » Mon Dec 27, 2021 1:02 pm
Scarlet, Scarlet
12 feet high made of radiation
She's coming, she's coming, she's coming
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Nobue
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by Nobue » Mon Dec 27, 2021 2:45 pm
I'm still hungover and that sex fantasy made me nauseous
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RedLine
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by RedLine » Mon Dec 27, 2021 2:54 pm
Guest wrote: ↑Mon Dec 27, 2021 6:30 am
A goo, like a snail trail, stretches from your chin to your navel.
This is what sex with any woman is like because vaginas are disgusting.
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casual pleb
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by casual pleb » Mon Dec 27, 2021 6:36 pm
RedLine wrote: ↑Mon Dec 27, 2021 2:54 pm
Guest wrote: ↑Mon Dec 27, 2021 6:30 am
A goo, like a snail trail, stretches from your chin to your navel.
This is what sex with any woman is like because vaginas are disgusting.
Then why are you shoving your face into them? If your dick isn't enough, then buy her a dildo or smthng.
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RedLine
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by RedLine » Mon Dec 27, 2021 6:55 pm
casual pleb wrote: ↑Mon Dec 27, 2021 6:36 pm
Then why are you shoving your face into them? If your dick isn't enough
Thankfully I no longer defile myself in such a way.
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