Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

[BenComicGraphics]

The top of his head looks like a goddamn chia pet.

[MegaNigger]

30 years old. It's been pointed out a million times but FUCK

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's quite quite an accomplishment, really. A lot of other soyboys had to fuck up their body with troon-related hormone therapy in order to age like spoiled milk.

[Oengae]

Might as well. He's not gonna get a lady to touch his boner either way so he might as well go full troon so he can have handmaidens tell him how stunning, brave, and passing he is.

[MegaNigger]

You know, some enterprising troll could make him a Go-Fund Me for the express purpose of getting him a hair transplant, but with some sort of legal document attached to it that if he gets the hair transplant he can never post a review of any kind ever again.

However, if he chooses to shave his head on camera he can keep making reviews. Make him choose like SAW or something.

[wulfenlord]

Nah man, I don't want this thinskinned testosterone inefficiency example to actually sudoku over the moral dilemma

[MegaNigger]

It's all about making him admit his lack of hair bothers him.

[Newhalf]

Wonder why he doesn't just get a toupet like Jaymes. Too obvious?

[Le Redditeur]

He will never wear a toupe because that's what that evil Blonand Blampf does and Maffew is a good British boy who believes in Jeremy Corbin and behaving like a good ally who gets tendies and good British boi points and that parents totally trust to let their children to play with him alone.

[Complicity]

He will never wear a toupe because that's what that evil Blonand Blampf does and Maffew is a good British boy who believes in Jeremy Corbin and behaving like a good ally who gets tendies and good British boi points and that parents totally trust to let their children to play with him alone.

His claim "I don't go to the gym because i don't want to scare people with a muscular physique" may have been a sad, ironic excuse.
But the retard genuinely believes that people will mistake him for a nazi skinhead if he shaves his head, no shred of irony to be found there.

You know, some enterprising troll could make him a Go-Fund Me for the express purpose of getting him a hair transplant, but with some sort of legal document attached to it that if he gets the hair transplant he can never post a review of any kind ever again.

He would simply refuse because the best he could get with it is this:

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And this patient apparently also had hair from his body and beard transplanted, and in most patients' case those hair don't grow on the head and fall off after the procedure.

Besides, his only problem are bulging eyes anyway, otherwise he would look like Ryan Gosling.