Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:53 pm

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Fri Jun 11, 2021 12:24 pm
If you're implying he's ever had any kind of sex, then no
Interracial backside surprise isn't technically sex. Besides, other than GRIDS, how else do you explain his hair loss?

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:01 pm

I bet he has one of those fucking machines.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:34 pm

How the fuck would he smuggle that past his parents? He jerks off to the thought of one day buggering himself. Perhaps after he's inherited the house.

Guest, who the fuck would rape him.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by RedLine » Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:38 pm

Yea, not even homos would be interested in fucking him.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:52 pm

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Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:34 pm
How the fuck would he smuggle that past his parents?
It's a "piston engine" for a new "revie format" he's trying out for his "job".
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Fri Jun 11, 2021 10:51 pm

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Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:34 pm
Guest, who the fuck would rape him.
Niggers?

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Sat Jun 12, 2021 3:55 am

Not even the most desperate and degenerate biggers would lower themselves like that.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Sat Jun 12, 2021 4:17 am

What if they were in prison together?

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by drisko » Sat Jun 12, 2021 5:20 am

RedLine wrote:
Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:38 pm
Yea, not even homos would be interested in fucking him.
Linkara might if he transitioned.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jun 12, 2021 5:52 am

That would require him to get out of his closet.
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