Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[Vaporwear]

Here is the most recent one. Notice how much mess in this cholesterol lair of his, random junk just lying around.

Oh my God this is AFTER the surgery? Hahaha he's gonna dead in about 5 years.

[Some Sick Fuck]

We can only hope so. And as a good pathological liar, he continues to claim he walks 15 thousand steps per day...



There is no fucking way in hell this sad blob can walk that much - it's much more likely that he either straps it to his dog, or to his arms as he's flapping around and chugging sodas. Keep up with the lies, Steven - your body can't take much more, no matter how much money you have, you can't buy yourself a new one.

[Complicity]

No matter how much he walks, his next meal will obliterate any result.
He should just drop dead already

[Some Sick Fuck]

That's what people say in return, but I simply don't believe that he walks this fucking much to begin with, he's not capable of that, unless his legs have already been cut off and replaced by mechanical ones. I know it's asking too much from the retards at Sam and Tolki, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone question this, and they pick apart the most mundane stuff he does. At least someone at Kiwi's was smart enough to doubt it.

[rabidtictac]

We can only hope so. And as a good pathological liar, he continues to claim he walks 15 thousand steps per day...



There is no fucking way in hell this sad blob can walk that much - it's much more likely that he either straps it to his dog, or to his arms as he's flapping around and chugging sodas. Keep up with the lies, Steven - your body can't take much more, no matter how much money you have, you can't buy yourself a new one.

On the basis that a person of average height has a stride length of between 2.1 to 2.5 feet, we can say that approximately 2,000 - 2,500 walking/jogging steps make up a mile. This means that 10,000 steps convert to between 4 and 5 miles, with average stride length.

So Boogie wants us to believe he walks more than 7 miles? In what? A day? Fuck no. Obvious lie. Even a lot of normal people don't walk 7 miles in one day. Plenty of fit people can and do, but tons of burgers who weigh 200 pounds less than Boogie still couldn't walk that far in a day.

[Kugelfisch]

It's him shaking about the fitness strap while he's trying to jerk off his micro penis.

[Poonoo]

Here is the most recent one. Notice how much mess in this cholesterol lair of his, random junk just lying around.

That picture sums up corporate America's ideal consumer. He buys nothing but cheap plastic crap marked up 1000% and eats nothing but processed shit and fast food that is mass produced at low cost and high profit. He's a American hero

[RedLine]

He's a American hero

He's basically a Purple Heart veteran.

[Guest]

Why does the fat fuck have 2 seperate zelda master swords just laying around? How many props does one need

[Kugelfisch]

Why does the fat fuck have 2 seperate zelda master swords just laying around? How many props does one need

Don't try to understand it. His doctor thought he'd have a vagina that's how low his test levels are. His need for compensation would make manlets feel good about themselves.