Dead Horse Interchange

PeeRod's publisher is fucking up orders. Seriously, what fucked up back-alley frauds did he find to publish his book? https://twitter.com/ERodBuster1/status/1753913051512783111 This is going to sound rhetorical, but probably some shitty vanity publisher that only cares about taking your money. No o...

Dehbashi wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 03, 2024 2:23 am

shit down the drive thru.

Sounds like a typical fast food joint, really.

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Thu Feb 01, 2024 6:33 pm

But at least there will always be his Christmas album

Ah yes, the lounge singer who can't sing.

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 30, 2024 5:53 am

She took over after devouring the previous manager.

No wonder she's friends with Screaming Mantis.

Hastings manager? Isn't she the kind of bitch who wishes to speak to one?

Complicity wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 27, 2024 12:58 pm

I hope the 30 seconds handjob from Miss Piggy was worth it.

Are you sure you're not thinking of Linkara's book deal?

Old Black Man wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 23, 2024 4:37 pm

I thought he at least had to wrap his stupid fantasies around a review his ego.

Fixed.

Pepsi Man wrote: ↑

Sun Jan 21, 2024 6:36 am

"Six niggers? I bring that home in a week!"

Considering his "wife's" size...

Old Black Man wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 16, 2024 4:12 pm

Reworked lyrics to the theme.
“He has a tranny gun where’d he purchase that?”

Thailand.

This is a shameful display. You need a good page count, especially in your first entry of what I am sure is gonna be an epic saga, since that's where your worldbuilding is most important. Also I think I've probably read Gosebumps stories with a larger page count. One of the few books I can think of...