Dead Horse Interchange

When you pretend to be Tom Cruise in Risky Business, but you have the hygiene of Chris Chan.

God is dead (lucky bastard)

I knew I recognized her smile from somewhere.

I gotta stop hate-following. This bitch is giving me cancer.

Sarah, we give you permission to use Photoshop. For the love of all that's holy...

This is beyond anything I could make up as a joke.

Jesus, imagine being on your deathbed and hearing ol' self-empowerment-OnlyFans quip about Cheetos through her deviated septum.

I can't tell she took a single photo specifically for OF. Considering how much money she did end up making from her simps, a little bit of effort would've probably paid off. No wonder true OF whores have boyfriend pimps. Otherwise nothing would get done.

I was just going to ask that. Supposedly the worst trauma of her life and she nearly equals it every week via some minor disappointment.

These are old hair colors. Has she just been carrying these pics around in her phone or is she repurposing sexting material? Can't even be bothered to take fresh boob photos.