Dead Horse Interchange

pibbs wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 25, 2025 1:19 am

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 24, 2025 11:31 pm

ebin namefag wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 24, 2025 10:19 pm

She can still sit on the baby.

Die like Sarah Wilson's cat? Death by pudgy, white slag's ass? A terrible fate!

Bird. The cat lives.

Eh, new canonical DHI lore: She crushed both.

And that's why we need big balls leaders that aren't total corporate faggots.
Ban that shit. Ban anything like it! Foster a society where even wanting something like it makes you a total outcast that gets bullied to death! Fucking ultra cancer and we all know it!

Been there, done that. My parent's cat just one day had the iris of one eye fully relaxed and wide open. Turns out she had an infection of the eye's nerve stemming from a broken jaw. God knows when she ever broke it but apparently it was. The eye returned to normal after just two days of antibiotics...

You think @TheSpoonyOne owns exotic trinkets like a screwdriver ? Miles may. He's got a household, unlike Noah, who just crashes on the couch like Mersh. Although, I'd be careful about anunciation. You wouldn't want Miles to think there's a Phillip waiting to get screwed and get all excited over no...

ebin namefag wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 24, 2025 10:19 pm

She can still sit on the baby.

Die like Sarah Wilson's cat? Death by pudgy, white slag's ass? A terrible fate!

Ah, Mettbrötchen, archdevil of gluttony! More like avatar of flavour! These foreigners will never understand. How mystifying it must be that raw, spiced and minced pork with onions could even be edible, let alone fantastic! In the lands of plastic cheese and chlorine-showered chicken it has to soun...

rabidtictac wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 24, 2025 9:49 pm

I had a super jacked black dude dude at the gym tell me he was still using the smith machine. I apologized because I didn't realize he was gay.

Anything but free weights is homoshit.

So, DesTiny is getting cancelled ultra plus triple deluxe right now for being a sexpestiny. He's actually getting sued. He recorded all his weird sex shit and apparently would just share that ahit with whoever he thought was cool with it. Shit got leaked, hoes mad. You know what, fuck it! I'm believ...

Gottland? Ne. Mettbrötchen? Jo!

At least Frieren sounds vaguely nordic. It would've been better if it was Friren.
Asheriit should be Arschtritt for sure.