Dead Horse Interchange

CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑

Thu May 09, 2024 8:19 pm

Is Malcolm the dog

He’ll play the dog in the movie yes.

Ah yes, Arion, first of the Lightbringers, and also the first to share their doom, for the Lupa managed to wound him. The last of their line to fall would be Jewarion. They’re like the Belmont family. Destined to send the Lupa back to its primordial darkness when the good in man wanes and evil rises.

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑

Thu May 09, 2024 10:55 am

Not reading that AI shit.

Oh you’re no fun.

The goddess of cuntery.

An episode where The Lightbringer loses hope and therefore his powers would be something.

Linkara vs Trump In a twist of fate, Linkara, the comic book reviewer and internet personality, found himself attending a political rally headlined by none other than Donald Trump. Amidst the sea of red hats and cheering supporters, Linkara stood out with his signature jacket adorned with various co...

Chris and Pim would not put up with that shit no matter how bad they wanted to make Linkara smile.

He’s way too prideful for that. He’d demand to play The Great Linkara and find a way to work Smiling Friends into his canon.

Rich Evans could totally play The Lightbringer in a gritty Nolan/Snyder reboot.

BloodKnightDollfie wrote: ↑

Thu May 09, 2024 9:16 am

Heartwarming

Just wait till you read the Doge one.

Title: Doge's Journey: Walking Towards Hope In the bustling city of Chicago, Doge Walker, known to many as the Nostalgia Critic, faced the greatest challenge of his life: a diagnosis of AIDS. Stricken with fear and uncertainty, Doge found himself lost in a sea of despair, unsure of how to face the d...