Dead Horse Interchange

There's irony in that Linday and her shills used to shit on YA trash back on the day and she couldn't even do any better with her Starscream lizard fanfic.

Blob gets dangerously close to self awareness but continues to sperg into the void. It's like that meme comic where the kid shoves a stick into his own bike spokes and blames everything else but his own dumb ass.

That face and that voice are reasons enough to hide his videos from the public.

Mein Koopa

In an alternate universe where he did nothing but B-movies and Kaiju reviews he'd have made some modest success like the horror reviewers on TGWTG but would still end up languishing in obscurity like he is now because he isn't funny, he isn't informative, and would still think basic editing in Premi...

They needed every minor complaint they could dredge up so the CTC doc would be so long, nobody would actually read it. Then whenever anyone questioned it, the defenders could go "It's 80 pages of all these people coming forward, it must be true!"

So a movie speculating about a US Civil War came out, and this is the Rotten Tomatoes snippet from Blob's review. "Funny in hindsight the 'CIVIL WAR' movie about Marvel guys punching eachother made by Mickey Mouse managed to give its characters a coherent ideological conflict but a 'CIVIL WAR' movi...

Hollow cheeks but no neck. Fat but skinny stick legs. He's built like a potato balanced on a couple pencils. Maybe people are scared he's going to fall on them.

Sour grapes that Doge doing fine without all the hangers on who copied his schtick but worse. So they have to act like every review he does is the worst video yet.

Also considering how many of them covered for Jew Wario they shouldn't be talking.

Alternate timeline where Film Bald got put into speech therapy so he didn't have that goofy-ass roller coaster inflection.