Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by Guest » Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:04 am

That was me, and the dude eventually died of liver failure so he wasn't lying about falling apart (except about all the other things he was lying about, like why he was falling apart).
I mean, eventually Spoony will end up as sick as he pretends to be because of his own negligence. But he sees himself and his actions as perfect, therefore any ailment he faces is just more proof of his suffering. His twitter for the last 6 years has been "the continual suffering of noah antwiler".
Spoony's never had to do this because he's actually never been broke.
yeah he's never had to fend for himself so he never got a hustler's mindset. Even if he was a conscious scam artist he'd probably be pulling 50k a year.

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:34 am

One should feel honored ot have his gameplay footage become part of the Spoony canon.

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by Guest » Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:27 am

He will have stolen all the footage or had birdman record it for him, that's what he did for most of his reviews.

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by Newhalf » Thu Dec 02, 2021 6:13 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:46 am
He did a test run for the replacement dremel he built out of spare parts.
Can't see him building or fixing anything.
I remembered when he was reviewing highlander game on Jaguar CD and claimed he managed to repair one which even Jaymes Nurd's electronics expert couldn't do, because he's "smarter than anyone".
Even back in tha day I didn't buy it, it's more likely he just took somebody else's footage for the game. He was good at that apparently.

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by Guest » Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:38 pm

Guest wrote:
Wed Dec 01, 2021 6:01 pm
Protein malnutrition, such as in kwashiorkor and marasmus, can result in hair changes that include hair thinning and hair loss [64].https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5315033/
Hair loss affects both men and women and is not restricted to aging individuals. One cause of hair loss is malnutrition 1. Hair loss indicates a nutritional deficit, and both hair loss and malnutrition are often symptoms of an underlying serious mental or physical health concern. https://healthfully.com/hair-loss-due-m ... 08505.html
The more he falls apart, the more proof he sees it that he is a victim of a cruel and unjust world. More reason he should sit down and not do anything since he's not in shape to do anything.

There's an anon a few months back who said Spoony reminded them of an alcoholic who had a blog and was always saying they were in poor health and slowly falling apart but begging for handouts. Spoony is his own worst enemy but can't see it.
That was me, and the dude eventually died of liver failure so he wasn't lying about falling apart (except about all the other things he was lying about, like why he was falling apart).

The funny thing about it is he would lock or delete all of his blogs and start new ones (all on free wordpress or blogspot type sites) at a certain point to cover his tracks, since his whole MO was all that he was in a completely unpredictable situation, he couldn't have seen it coming, etc., despite the fact he'd been begging for food & booze on the internet for 10 years.

Eventually he got so good at it that some dumb newspaper hired him to write three stories about being "homeless" (note he was not, at any point in this narrative, actually homeless). The third part is about how people are so mean to him for being almost-homeless.

Eventually he stopped posting blogs begging for money because he found it more effective (and easier to lie) in private emails. You could say that after 10 years of scamming he eventually built up a big enough mailing list to exploit for retards willing to pay for his booze. That was why when he died, nobody even knew for weeks other than the landlord who found his body.

Spoony's never had to do this because he's actually never been broke. His brother, despite Kiwifags dreams, seems totally in thrall to him and will probably never let Spoony go without. Miles has probably poured all that sweet cop overtime pay into keeping his brother afloat this whole time. He's got little else to live for.

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by Guest » Wed Dec 01, 2021 6:01 pm

Protein malnutrition, such as in kwashiorkor and marasmus, can result in hair changes that include hair thinning and hair loss [64].https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5315033/
Hair loss affects both men and women and is not restricted to aging individuals. One cause of hair loss is malnutrition 1. Hair loss indicates a nutritional deficit, and both hair loss and malnutrition are often symptoms of an underlying serious mental or physical health concern. https://healthfully.com/hair-loss-due-m ... 08505.html
The more he falls apart, the more proof he sees it that he is a victim of a cruel and unjust world. More reason he should sit down and not do anything since he's not in shape to do anything.

There's an anon a few months back who said Spoony reminded them of an alcoholic who had a blog and was always saying they were in poor health and slowly falling apart but begging for handouts. Spoony is his own worst enemy but can't see it.

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 01, 2021 5:53 pm

Probably yet another entry in the tome that is "Maladies that Spoony totally suffers from".

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by Guest » Wed Dec 01, 2021 5:40 pm

I dunno, I could believe that he's got weak hair. There's also the case of wig0nHead, who also tore her hair out until she needed a wig, hence the name wig0nHead

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by veris leta facies » Wed Dec 01, 2021 4:15 pm

It is impossible to tear the hair so that it reveals a bald spot unless you are a chemotherapy patient or something. Just another inane and childish lie made in the hope of asspats. *sigh*

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by JL Unlimited » Wed Dec 01, 2021 1:17 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:02 am
Hentai is not an addiction. It is a way of life.

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