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Times you had the chance to cheat

Post by CIANigger » Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:40 am

...at women, games, or life and if you took the opening or let it go.
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Re: Times you had the chance to cheat

Post by Rapeculture » Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:53 am

Christ.

Well, I had the chance to cuck a friend of mine in the late 90's. He was practically begging me to fuck his girlfriend in front of him one night, but I shot down that shit right quit. I had a girlfriend at the time who sucked a mean dick anyways.

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Re: Times you had the chance to cheat

Post by mad bum » Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:54 am

>rapeculture
>not raping
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Re: Times you had the chance to cheat

Post by Rapeculture » Wed Aug 07, 2019 6:01 am

mad bum wrote:
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>rapeculture
>not raping
I know, right? I was young and stupid then.

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Re: Times you had the chance to cheat

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Aug 07, 2019 1:39 pm

Being offered pussy isn't even rape. No wonder you had no interest.

Chances to cheat? I'm sure I had some but quite honestly I'm way too daft at reading """clear signals""" girls give so if there were any I was oblivious to them. I'm also lazy and all of that sounds like hard work and more trouble than it's worth.
Then there's also me not seeing the point of it. I'm either fine with the girl I'm having or I'm ending the relationship. I don't fuck around with some other girl and then hope it doesn't come out. What for? To keep a girl I'm not interested in anymore? I don't need her around, just to be able to say that I have one or something.

I've also never cheated at tests in school or competitions or multiplayer vidya or something. I've always had an easy enough time succeeding or no problem with failing. Again, lazy and not fond of extra effort. If it's shit I have to learn for, like my license for selling free pharmaceuticals, I do so because I'm too lazy to have to repeat it and waste my time. If it's easy shit you don't need to learn over 100 herbs and flowers and their effects by heart for, like my final test for my trade, I paid enough attention in class to not have to learn anything and get a B+. :lol:
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Re: Times you had the chance to cheat

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Aug 07, 2019 2:02 pm

Your mention of tests reminded me of this one time I cheated. It was year 9 biology. Basically all the sciences were divided into units and you'd do an end of unit test at the end of every half-term. A classmate's older sister had done a particular test that was coming up and got 23/25 and he gave me her paper. So I memorised her answers and managed to answer correctly one of the question she got wrong and got 24/25.

The end result was that me and a friend (who genuinely studied for the test) got to visit with the Headmaster who commended us for our hard work (I'd also done a biology project which my teacher called 'A-Level standard')
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Re: Times you had the chance to cheat

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Aug 07, 2019 2:08 pm

You get asspats for doing really well in tests in Bongland?
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Re: Times you had the chance to cheat

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Aug 07, 2019 2:12 pm

Depends. This situation was somewhat unique I must say
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Re: Times you had the chance to cheat

Post by Guest » Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:47 pm

Did you fuck your classmate's onee-chan for being so smart?

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Re: Times you had the chance to cheat

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:51 pm

No. She basically looked like the girl version of my classmate. Except she was older so I suppose technically he looked like the boy version of his sister

Either way, I wasn't interested
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