ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Sieg Zeon » Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:45 am

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Do you understand why I had to punish you earlier?
It’s because I love you.

Shame that The Terrorist threw him under the bus at the first sign of trouble, he could comfort him after concrete ape lives matter burned down his dad’s kwikimart.
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 18, 2020 7:04 am

Sieg Zeon wrote:
Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:45 am
Shame that The Terrorist threw him under the bus at the first sign of trouble, he could comfort him after concrete ape lives matter burned down his dad’s kwikimart.
Girard, the automaton that makes a mockery of a human being by merely existing, throws actual friends into the garbage for less than he tossed PedoJared or JonTron aside for. An actual terrorist at least has passion and a guiding ideology. Girard is just an emotionless sociopath without any of the superficial charm those normally have.
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Sieg Zeon » Sat Jul 18, 2020 7:10 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Jul 18, 2020 7:04 am
Sieg Zeon wrote:
Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:45 am
Shame that The Terrorist threw him under the bus at the first sign of trouble, he could comfort him after concrete ape lives matter burned down his dad’s kwikimart.
Girard, the automaton that makes a mockery of a human being by merely existing, throws actual friends into the garbage for less than he tossed PedoJared or JonTron aside for. An actual terrorist at least has passion and a guiding ideology. Girard is just an emotionless sociopath without any of the superficial charm those normally have.
Everything he does disingenuous. Tossing money at random charities, that gay “bows not guns” shit regarding Horizon Zero Dong, and that guy who he broke up with and had to redo all of his old episodes because of. You nailed it on the turban Kugelfisch.
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 18, 2020 7:29 am

If the fat retard that calls himself LordKat wasn't a stupid kiwifag still sore about a Notch interview he'd kept making Until We Win.
I doubt there's a single person with a soul that watches The Completionist for streetshitting brown man with beard. He's got the charisma of Stephen McDaniel.


I'd kill Gyro with no remorse. You'd step over a row of ants without thinking - not because you'd consider them especially sentient as you feel nothing for them as you watch singing birds feasting on them. But rather because it would feel vaguely wrong stepping on them.
But this mystery meat robot? I'd have less internal complications about executing him than I'd have over destroying a humanoid puppet. I consider him being alive an affront to nature. This facsimile of a person is an insult to every sentient being in the universe.
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by mad bum » Sat Jul 18, 2020 7:36 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Jul 18, 2020 7:04 am
Sieg Zeon wrote:
Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:45 am
Shame that The Terrorist threw him under the bus at the first sign of trouble, he could comfort him after concrete ape lives matter burned down his dad’s kwikimart.
Girard, the automaton that makes a mockery of a human being by merely existing, throws actual friends into the garbage for less than he tossed PedoJared or JonTron aside for. An actual terrorist at least has passion and a guiding ideology. Girard is just an emotionless sociopath without any of the superficial charm those normally have.
But but....it's not his fault! It's MUH DEPRESSION

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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 18, 2020 7:39 am

Fucking sociopath at the best of days. He has no feelings.
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Dingus Bajingus » Sat Jul 18, 2020 7:39 am

I get irrationally angry whenever I see one of The Completionist's thumbnails. I fucking hate the IN tendency to put themselves as more front-and-center than the shit they're there to talk about, so the whole motif of "it's the character, but redrawn as MEEEEE" grinds the fuck out of my gears.

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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:02 am

It's been years I've seen him recommended. I've told the YT bot to stop recommending me that humanoid bot ages ago.
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:52 am

Dingus Bajingus wrote:
Sat Jul 18, 2020 7:39 am
I get irrationally angry whenever I see one of The Completionist's thumbnails. I fucking hate the IN tendency to put themselves as more front-and-center than the shit they're there to talk about, so the whole motif of "it's the character, but redrawn as MEEEEE" grinds the fuck out of my gears.
Also they're cartoon-self his heavily idealized and barely even resembles their Current Year incarnation.
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:55 am

For some reason the phrase "Bitch Nigga" comes to mind but I can't quite put a finger on why.
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