E3 - June 9-12

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Re: E3 - June 9-12

Post by Rapeculture » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:02 am

CIANIgger wrote:
Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:08 am
See? I'm being a total Moviebob absolutely about the fucking ROSTER XD
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Re: E3 - June 9-12

Post by CIANIgger » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:31 am

I honestly couldn't give a shit about the rest of the games. I'm just so assblasted that they've never added on a character I WANT. Not one.

The level editor in Brawl triggers me so fucking hard with how needlessly limited it is.
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Re: E3 - June 9-12

Post by Gunner445 » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:47 am

Man o man there's always the cringy moments in E3 with EA still being the king of cringe.

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Re: E3 - June 9-12

Post by CIANIgger » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:01 am

Gunner445 wrote:
Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:47 am
Man o man there's always the cringy moments in E3 with EA still being the king of cringe.
Yes, but Bethesda was pushing it something fierce.
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Re: E3 - June 9-12

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:43 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
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Saben the Monk? I thought Blob was being daft with his fucking Captain N but you've got him beat there, buddy.
Are you kidding?! Sabin suplexed a motherfucking train!
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Re: E3 - June 9-12

Post by Angelfire Memes » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:06 am

TBH Cloud was a weird choice for Smash, I agree. He's never even appeared on a Nintendo console, has he? I don't give a shit about FF but surely there was a better fit who'd actually been on Nintendo before. I suppose it wasn't really up to them, Square probably picked him to represent FF because that's the only FF Square gives a shit about.

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Re: E3 - June 9-12

Post by Angelfire Memes » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:10 pm

Apparently Sekiro is not a Soulslike. There's no souls, no weapons/upgrades, no RPG mechanics at all, no bonfires, and no Souls death mechanic. There's now a jump button, a stealth system, and more of a focus on timed parries. The death system lets you revive immediately, but only a limited number of times, but everything I'm reading sounds pretty vague on that score.
Sounds... interesting.

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Re: E3 - June 9-12

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:24 pm

Shit, I hope that's true. DSP will be getting fuuuuuuucked if he can no longer grind his way to victory.
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Re: E3 - June 9-12

Post by Angelfire Memes » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:35 pm

Apparently the first revive is free, after that it costs resources, so the endless looting of everything will still be in there. Maybe they'll actually put shit in the barrels at last. I wonder if something happens when you run out of resources. If it's just game over, reload the game, I can see that being tough.

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Re: E3 - June 9-12

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:53 pm

If there's no grinding to victory, dsp's chat will have to give him a different meta strategy to cheapen the experience.

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