Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed May 16, 2018 2:30 am

Guest wrote:
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mad bum wrote:
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In Hollywood 13 is considered legal.
Any institution ran by gross desert people aims for single digits.
Oy vey! You know what the Rabbi says: if she can suck milk of a breast, she can suck milk of a meatstick!

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Tesla » Wed May 16, 2018 5:24 am

Tony Schiavone wrote:
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How many teenage adolescents to they need to have to represent them? They already have dozens of them. What, Ms. Muslim Marvel and Gay Wiccan werent good enough for them?

That's why I buy collections with the older characters. Steve Rodgers and Wolverine have never been kids, thankfully. There's also plenty of others.


I heard once that you don't target children, target adults. (It may be tempting to do the opposite but this is better in the long run).
Adults will go for the adult stuff, and kids/teens want the stories that are cool and more grown up.
Doing it the other way, the only ones left are manchildren; which though loyal, don't tend to have a lot of money. (Also they end up making the parents awkward with their creepy presence.)
I dunno, with the big cartoon network hits with shit like Steven Universe....

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed May 16, 2018 6:30 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
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Kugelfisch wrote:
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Pope Corky III wrote:
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Those are all really stupid, but that last one is so dumb, I'm not even gonna ask if she's of age, let alone if she's hot.
But I'll ask. I hope she's thirteen. and hot
This is her
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I'm pretty sure she's legal now, which actually doesn't make it any less creepy
Bleh. Not even Vaporwear would hit that.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Keith Chegwin » Thu May 17, 2018 5:47 am

Eh. I might hit it, providing that it was right in front of her dad and I could yell 'Look at me! I'm Spider-Man!' as I thrust into her
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu May 17, 2018 10:18 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
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Eh. I might hit it, providing that it was right in front of her dad and I could yell 'Look at me! I'm Spider-Man!' as I thrust into her
Now we're talking! Have her wear a Spiderling cosplay and you could even shout "Look at me! I'm Spider-Man, fucking my daughter!". I bet he'd even get off to that shit.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri May 18, 2018 1:23 am

I was gonna say, there's not much he'd do except sit in the corner and jerk off.
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Doki doki is what you get in your kokoro when everything goes according to keikaku and senpai finally notices you.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Fri May 18, 2018 5:11 am

She looks just like her dad. Ew.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by drisko » Fri May 18, 2018 9:08 am

I can see her having some thirsty nerds wanting her if she was an internet nobody. Outside of a cameo in a Marvel movie because of her dad, I don't see her getting anything though. And hopefully she's smart enough to not want it.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by ban » Sat May 19, 2018 8:21 pm

Wait, the bitch daughter of Quesada will have a movie cameo? Fuck me, it's horseshit enough that Quesada fucked Spidey up and reverted him to a teenager so his daughteru can fuck her idol :

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And for Dan Slott to lust over what little Carlie would look like when grown up. Fuck me.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat May 19, 2018 11:27 pm

Quesadilla? Over the wall it goes!

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