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Re: NFL (and other faggy sports)

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 05, 2018 12:37 am

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All he did was buy his ticket for Lebron out of Cleveland.
Right to the Lakers, basically guaranteeing the Warriors run the league for the next few years.

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Re: NFL (and other faggy sports)

Post by mad bum » Thu Jul 05, 2018 1:58 am

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Right to the Lakers, basically guaranteeing the Warriors run the league for the next few years.
He went bitch mode and went to commiefornia, except the difference is when you have money commiefornia is a great place.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jul 05, 2018 4:02 pm

We should raise more awareness to the money privilege...
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Post by Guest » Sun Jul 08, 2018 9:37 pm

I'll never understand it. With his current roster he was within two or three games of another championship. So just re-sign with the team, boot JR, and recruit a stud or two from somewhere else. The Lakers are in rebuilding mode. Unless they make some really impressive trades Lebron will be lucky to make it out of the first round of playoffs.

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Post by Tony Schiavone » Tue Jul 10, 2018 1:57 pm

...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: NFL (and other faggy sports)

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 02, 2018 9:58 pm

Christ, listening to black people try to talk drops my IQ a good twenty points.

Anyway, NFL returns tonight with the Hall of Fame game, Bears vs Ravens. Time to watch spoiled millionaire blacks pissing all over the flag again because Jamal got killed in a shootout with cops.

Deadspin's America-hating "Why Your Team Sucks" is back, but it's just an excuse for Drew the Faggot to bitch about evil white Christians. Reddit loves it, of course. https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-suck ... 1828049637

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Re: NFL (and other faggy sports)

Post by JL Unlimited » Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:50 pm

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Thu Aug 02, 2018 9:58 pm
Deadspin's America-hating "Why Your Team Sucks" is back, but it's just an excuse for Drew the Faggot to bitch about evil white Christians. Reddit loves it, of course. https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-suck ... 1828049637
TOBE FARE, the fan letters can be hilarious. Case in point...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadspin.c ... owboys/amp
Brad wrote:If you are a fan of the Cowboys who was born in the 80's this pretty much sums up the coaching situation and general relationship with the team. Your Mother (Jerry Jones) and Father (Jimmy Johnson) faked love for a few years together and everything was glorious for you as a child. Your Dad was smart, had a good job, great hair, and always gave you the most kick ass birthday and Christmas gifts (great draft picks, Super Bowl rings). This was life, it was the picket fence, the puppy, the whole nine yards! Your life was a fucking postcard. All the other kids were jealous of you.

Mom smiled on the outside, but secretly bitched to her friends about being underappreciated and was constantly a giant controlling twat to your Dad. Eventually, your Dad got tired of your Mom's constant fuckery and decided to go through the REAL Big D. They smiled, tried to break the news softly to you, Dad said he'd pick you up on the weekends and you guys would play catch. Two weeks later, he met a Cuban woman and moved to Miami to never be heard from again.

Mom told you everything would be fine. You guys got to keep the house and Dad's convertible (the team he built) and things weren't that bad the first couple of years. Mom met a new guy, Barry. Barry seemed cool, he showed you his college championship ring, let you see his gun before he packed it up for business trips, and Mom let Barry take you joy riding in Dad's old convertible. You really didn't miss Dad that much for the first couple of years. Then Barry took a lot of pain killers one night and crashed Dad's convertible into a telephone pole at 120 mph.

Mom dumped Barry's no-good ass and cock bounced around from loser to loser for a few years. You guys fell on financial hard times (Salary Capped) because your Mother burned through any money left from your Dad like an NBA lottery pick and you started to have to buy cereal with no box (Eddie George), eat beenie weenies for supper (Vinny Testaverde), and kids made fun of you at school for wearing fake misspelled JORDEN shoes (This pretty much sums up any roster Jerry assembled from 1999 to 2004.) Life was shit. You sometimes wished you'd never had things so great with your Dad, it was just a cruel reminder of how great some people (Pat's Fans) lives are. Mom made your life so miserable you wished Jerry Sandusky would adopt you.

Then Mom hooked up with grumpy old War Vet named Bill. Bill was somehow able to get your Mother to get her shit together. He got you moved out of the ghetto and into a semi-new apartment that at least had a pool. Bill could be a raging Viagra-fueled dick, but at least he was making things better. Unfortunately, he watched Tony Romo stumblefuck the Cowboys out of their best shot to win a Super Bowl in a decade, and had a coronary and died. She tried to see if another senior citizen named Wade was worth a shag. He was a nice guy but he turned out to be a huge pussy and let your Mom walk all over him and eventually she lost interest.

Now Mom is blowing a red headed douche who used to work for your Dad as a Temp, and is a constant reminder of how awesome life was at one time, and how it will never be the same again. Basically, your Mom (Jerry Jones) is a huge cunt.
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Re: NFL (and other faggy sports)

Post by mad bum » Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:00 am

I used to live somewhat near the football hall of fame, and you know the saying "Don't leave the restort" the same applies to that area, it is nigger city after midnight, you WILL get robbed if you plan to walk around.

Also pretty sure I saw the players on the highway, they were being chauffeured by police with a bunch of baron buses.
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Re: NFL (and other faggy sports)

Post by Guest » Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:11 am

Graceland is the same way. You literally have to descend into a hell-on-Earth ghetto that looks like something out of a dystopian future.

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Re: NFL (and other faggy sports)

Post by JL Unlimited » Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:12 am

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Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:11 am
Graceland is the same way. You literally have to descend into a hell-on-Earth ghetto that looks like something out of a dystopian future.
<Remembers visiting Graceland as a kid
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Listening to a celebrity is like listening to a fly, they both live in reality but understand very little of it.

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