Nintentard's thread

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Sat Nov 09, 2019 6:26 am

He hangs out with the dick chasers, he used to have a dead channel and was forced to live with one of them after moving to the US but now for some reason got hugely popular thanks to the nintendie switch.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:05 am

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I hate that guy for using the name "beat em ups" but not reviewing beat em ups.
Reminds me how Krauts (at least in my generation) have a tendency to use that for actual beat-'em-ups and fighting games. No wonder we're a third world country when it comes to video games.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:40 pm

New pokeymans game looking like mega shit btw. Most of gen 1 and gen 2 pokermans (the ones folks actually remember) are straight-up gone and a bunch of leaks are coming out that reveal Game Freak were lying about why shit was cut. Seems they're just lazy hacks after all.
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Gen 7 was terrible too, so it's not surprising.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:14 pm

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Are you insane? Lillie and Acerola are the most fuckable waifus the franchise has ever seen.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:00 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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Are you insane? Lillie and Acerola are the most fuckable waifus the franchise has ever seen.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:39 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:40 pm
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Gen 7 was terrible too, so it's not surprising.
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So was Gen 1.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:47 am

Guest wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:39 am
rabidtictac wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:40 pm
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Gen 7 was terrible too, so it's not surprising.
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So was Gen 1.


Muh nostalgia.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:19 am

He's right tho, Gen 2 was the good one. Cyndaquil 5ever!

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:38 pm

The only good one is the one with the ice cream Pokeman.
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Age‎: ‎11-19SM
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I will have you know that an age range of 11-19 means there is a 22.22% of her being of legal age, or even 77.78% if you go by the Japanese age of consent. Unless Nintendo actually bothers to give their characters actual ages, it is perfectly valid to assume her to be a young adult in my headcanon.

Besides, if the games have shown us anything, it's that humans in the PokeWorld are effectively adults when they hit 10, since that's when their parents kick them out of the house to fend for themselves. The very first generation of games even showcases that it is perfectly legal for these "children" to indulge in gambling. They are even allowed to get proper jobs, like park ranger or the manager of a local animal fighting ring.
If you know where to look, you can clearly see that Pokemon is heavily inspired by Scientology belief, which postulates that children are already born with the mind of an adult.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:39 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:40 pm
New pokeymans game looking like mega shit btw. Most of gen 1 and gen 2 pokermans (the ones folks actually remember) are straight-up gone and a bunch of leaks are coming out that reveal Game Freak were lying about why shit was cut. Seems they're just lazy hacks after all.
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Gen 7 was terrible too, so it's not surprising.
They even cut Jigglypuff! What the actual fuck?
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