Nintentard's thread

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
User avatar
VoiceOfReasonPast
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 10764
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:33 pm

Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Aug 12, 2018 3:21 pm

CV4 had excellent platforming. Just the best.

And I'm not sure if the Sorrow games count, since he spends most of those not playable and in yellowface.

Sure, he got introduced in CV3, but SotN Alucard is the way more iconic iteration and most definitely the one any Smash rendition of him will be based on.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
-Yours Truly

#RefireJamesGunn (once was not enough)

User avatar
Keith Chegwin
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 3969
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:42 am
Location: In jail for tax evasion

Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Aug 12, 2018 5:27 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 3:21 pm
CV4 had excellent platforming. Just the best.
It is probably my favourite Castlevania
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 3:21 pm
And I'm not sure if the Sorrow games count, since he spends most of those not playable and in yellowface.

Sure, he got introduced in CV3, but SotN Alucard is the way more iconic iteration and most definitely the one any Smash rendition of him will be based on.
But he made his debut on a fucking Nintendo console
All of this is still pretty fucking far from 'Alucard has less to do with Nintendo than Richter'. Alucard's got more to do with Nintendo than Cloud, Richter or even Solid Snake.
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:31 am
Doki doki is what you get in your kokoro when everything goes according to keikaku and senpai finally notices you.

User avatar
VoiceOfReasonPast
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 10764
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:33 pm

Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:55 pm

I can get behind Cloud and Richter, but Metal Gear did get a NES port. Sheeat, Alucard does make sense.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
-Yours Truly

#RefireJamesGunn (once was not enough)

User avatar
Angelfire Memes
Posts: 1181
Joined: Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:57 pm

Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Angelfire Memes » Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:25 am

Snake did get The Twin Snakes on Gamecube too. Smash seems to just be a sort of history of gaming series at this point. There's a bunch of things confirmed already that never appeared on Nintendo consoles, not just characters but stuff like the Snake Eater music and Rondo of blood themes.

User avatar
Keith Chegwin
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 3969
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:42 am
Location: In jail for tax evasion

Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:12 pm

Angelfire Memes wrote:
Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:25 am
There's a bunch of things confirmed already that never appeared on Nintendo consoles, not just characters but stuff like the Snake Eater music and Rondo of blood themes.
Snake Eater got a 3DS port. The themes you're referring to were in Dracula X the 'broken port' SNES version of Rondo of Blood.

Nintendo's criteria is the character has to have appeared on a Nintendo console. Cloud is reeally a stretch, since I think his only Nintendo appearance was in one of those Game Boy only Kingdom Hearts sequels. The other two are less of a stretch but my argument is that Alucard, who is even less of a stretch than all three, should be in it as more than an assist trophy.
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:31 am
Doki doki is what you get in your kokoro when everything goes according to keikaku and senpai finally notices you.

User avatar
Angelfire Memes
Posts: 1181
Joined: Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:57 pm

Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Angelfire Memes » Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:50 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:12 pm
Angelfire Memes wrote:
Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:25 am
There's a bunch of things confirmed already that never appeared on Nintendo consoles, not just characters but stuff like the Snake Eater music and Rondo of blood themes.
Snake Eater got a 3DS port.
God damn you're right. I had no idea about that. A quick Google tells me it's likely as trash as it sounds.

I guess Cloud is solely in because Nintendo wanted a FF character to represent the series and Square requested it was Cloud because they're still obsessed with it and want to push the FF7 remake that's totally definitely coming out soon, honest.

User avatar
Keith Chegwin
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 3969
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:42 am
Location: In jail for tax evasion

Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:56 pm

I suspect that the FFVII remake will get a Switch port, otherwise I don't see the point of including a character so strongly identified with Playstation.

Of course, the only reason Final Fantasy even went to Playstation in the first place is that Hiroshi Yamauchi told Square to fuck off, burned all bridges with them and said generally that RPGs were for basement dwelling losers.
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:31 am
Doki doki is what you get in your kokoro when everything goes according to keikaku and senpai finally notices you.

User avatar
Guest

Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:54 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:56 pm
Of course, the only reason Final Fantasy even went to Playstation in the first place is that Hiroshi Yamauchi told Square to fuck off, burned all bridges with them and said generally that RPGs were for basement dwelling losers.
Where is the lie?
Although the people Nigtendo caters to now are even worse.

User avatar
Angelfire Memes
Posts: 1181
Joined: Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:57 pm

Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Angelfire Memes » Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:45 pm

Based Count Yamauchi wrecking nerds from beyond the grave.

User avatar
Keith Chegwin
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 3969
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:42 am
Location: In jail for tax evasion

Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:58 pm

Too bad he wrecked his own company too
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:31 am
Doki doki is what you get in your kokoro when everything goes according to keikaku and senpai finally notices you.

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests