Fighting Games

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Re: Fighting Games

Post by Poonoo » Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:37 am



Remember Cuck Norris? Turns out SonicFox thought what he did was funny.
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Re: Fighting Games

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Dec 13, 2018 12:03 pm

Furry turns out to be degenerate shitlib scum. What a shock!

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Re: Fighting Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:07 pm

At first I was "So the furry went to the tournament with his stupid fursuit heat on". But then again, why wouldn't a furry do just that?
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Re: Fighting Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Dec 16, 2018 4:04 pm

They are all attention whores after all so it's to be expected. It's the number one reason for fursuiters being a thing in the first place. They love the attention.
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Re: Fighting Games

Post by Guest » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:20 pm

DOA6 is out. Did you not know that it came out yesterday? I didn't, but its there.
Typical DOA shit. $100 DLC pack. Online dun work.

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Re: Fighting Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Mar 02, 2019 3:45 pm

How much of that DLC is swimsuits and moeblob guest fighters?
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Re: Fighting Games

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:37 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Mar 02, 2019 3:45 pm
How much of that DLC is swimsuits and moeblob guest fighters?
All of it. Not even joking. DoA5 had more like $1000 worth of costume DLC and moeblob guest fighters. Again, not even joking.

I recently hooked up an original xbox and it sure feels different to play DoA 3 and DoA 2U. Sure, the gameplay is still DoA, but there's no dlc at all. Instead, you unlock the costumes by playing the game! Fucking shocking. The games don't really look much worse than the current DoA stuff does.

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Re: Fighting Games

Post by mad bum » Sun Mar 03, 2019 12:10 am

Autism comes at a price I'm afraid. Marie Rose won't wear that maid outfit for free.
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Re: Fighting Games

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Mar 03, 2019 1:57 am

DoA peaked as a franchise on the original xbox. Like I said, if you output og xbox DoA 3 and 2U in HD, it basically looks about as good as DoA5 did. Team Ninja hit their stride technologically in the OG Xbox era and they never really surpassed that. Meanwhile, while it still looks good, you can go back to Tekken 5 DR and see the massive downgrade in visual quality between that and Tekken 7.

DoA still looks like the same DoA today, with the same soft barbie faces and candlelight shaders.

I couldn't tell you if the gameplay is any better, because it feels exactly the fucking same to me. DoA 3 had a simplified counter system, but DoA 2U uses the more complex system which is still in DoA 5. You can pick up Helena in DoA2U, DoA3 and DoA5LR and she'll still be Helena. Pretty much the exact same character.

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Re: Fighting Games

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Sun Mar 03, 2019 5:47 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:37 pm

All of it. Not even joking. DoA5 had more like $1000 worth of costume DLC and moeblob guest fighters. Again, not even joking.
It's because slants will pay out the ass for that kind of shit. Check out all those Nip gacha games. Motherfuckers spending like $2k a month on that shit.

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