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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by AdorableOtter » Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:00 am

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Holding in boxing is lame, but they aren't wearing speedos and grinding boners all fight.
Quite misleading argument. Boxers wear more disgusting version of speedos under boxing shorts and they are probably grinding boners while clinching. That doesn't prove boxing being any better.

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AdorableOtter wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:43 am
Boxing is actually far more gay
>my gay man fucking sport isn't as gay as yours
Yeah, I'm not Keith either. I have no horses in this race. Look, if you're comfortable with enjoying buff dudes do gay shit own up to it. Just don't try and sell me horseshit for apples. Floor wriggling with love taps is peak gay.
I pointed out how strict rules caused some "gay" tendencies in MMA but you still insists all the MMA (or probably any martial arts with any prolonged contacts) are gay.

By your logic, this is gay furry porn.



Some guest posters would legit consider this as porn unfortunately but that's definitely a norm. Not a very convincing opinion.

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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:11 am

Somebody's very asshurt that MMA's been called gay
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by AdorableOtter » Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:13 am

I AM STRAIGHT

STRAIGHT

STRAIGHT

You are the homo🇨🇳

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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:50 am

And then you were the homo.
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Sep 14, 2019 1:25 pm

AdorableOtter wrote:
Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:00 am
I pointed out how strict rules caused some "gay" tendencies in MMA but you still insists all the MMA (or probably any martial arts with any prolonged contacts) are gay.
You mean something like olympic wrestling or Juice Jitzu? That's a whole lot less gay because at least the dudes aren't borderline nude. Makes for real shitty spectator sports just as much, though.
If I had to pick a favourite fighting sport to watch it'd be kickboxing. None of that boring submission rolling for 80% of the fight with weak-as-shit-looking punches and grabbing is usually followed by getting a knee in the face.
Pancreation is marginally better than most of the other MMA stuff but I find the concept of allowing ground fighting to be fundamentally flawed.
AdorableOtter wrote:
Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:00 am
By your logic, this is gay furry porn.

I don't see them lying on top of each other rubbing weenies so no.
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Guest » Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:44 pm

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"I wish I was 5'9." - actual Joe Organ quote
Reminds me of Mark Whalberg complaining that he's only 5' 10". Bitch, you're barely 5' 7", if that.

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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Guest » Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:47 pm

AdorableOtter wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 1:02 pm
tore away his protective cup and started striking his groin.
So MMA isn't gay because fighters like to reach inside each other's speedos and manipulate their weiners?

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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:47 pm

Guest wrote:
Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:44 pm
Guest wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:21 pm
"I wish I was 5'9." - actual Joe Organ quote
Reminds me of Mark Whalberg complaining that he's only 5' 10". Bitch, you're barely 5' 7", if that.
I guess the camera tricks and plateau shoes eventually started to fool himself.
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Lupa is the only libtard who didn't threaten to move to Cucknadia.

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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Tony Schiavone » Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:17 pm

Have to agree--in a real fight, someone rolls you around like that, you go right for the eyes or throat.
Still dont understand why they dont just grab a part of the other's face and whale on them like they do in hockey.

Wrestling is the primate part of ourselves taught to establish dominance, or just bonding and horseplay. Arm snapping and other moves are just to prove a point about your (lack of) strength and ability.
If you get in those positions in a real fight, you either lack any skill, are way smaller, or havent tried enough shit to really get out yet.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by veris leta facies » Sat Sep 14, 2019 10:12 pm

Tony Schiavone wrote:
Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:17 pm
Have to agree--in a real fight, someone rolls you around like that, you go right for the eyes or throat.
Not that easy.
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