Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:30 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:56 am
They bring him back now to kill him. Guaranteed. They want that on-screen death. I swear they get off on that shit.
That's because they're a rare case of a bully who gets to smash up other peoples' toys while being applauded for doing so.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Whatever » Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:22 pm

Pepsi Man wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:15 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:25 pm
You know, they would show a lot of balls if they actually destroyed the Falcon, either because it gets blown up for good, or they turn it into a makeshift FTL missile.
But this is an actual good idea so it won't happen. They'll just graft something else onto the ship and claim it's a new ship, instead.
It wouldn't surprise me if they brought Billy Dee Williams on board so he can have a conversation with L3, because "she's part of the ship now". The way the line was said was like some big reveal that we were supposed to care about or something. So weird.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:33 pm

It is important. Having the Falcon be haunted by a woke female droid has retroactively added yet another strong female character into the main cast of the entire franchise!
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:07 pm

Whatever wrote:
Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:22 pm
Pepsi Man wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:15 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:25 pm
You know, they would show a lot of balls if they actually destroyed the Falcon, either because it gets blown up for good, or they turn it into a makeshift FTL missile.
But this is an actual good idea so it won't happen. They'll just graft something else onto the ship and claim it's a new ship, instead.
It wouldn't surprise me if they brought Billy Dee Williams on board so he can have a conversation with L3, because "she's part of the ship now". The way the line was said was like some big reveal that we were supposed to care about or something. So weird.
I see him patting the door frame during a down moment and saying some loser shit like "Well, old girl, we did it" or some such stupid shit. Seriously, JJ Abrams was a professional Hollywood writer for like 20 years and he's still the worst writer I've ever known, in any form. I would take a fucking fanfic writer at this point.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rushy » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:22 pm

Whatever wrote:
Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:22 pm
Pepsi Man wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:15 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:25 pm
You know, they would show a lot of balls if they actually destroyed the Falcon, either because it gets blown up for good, or they turn it into a makeshift FTL missile.
But this is an actual good idea so it won't happen. They'll just graft something else onto the ship and claim it's a new ship, instead.
It wouldn't surprise me if they brought Billy Dee Williams on board so he can have a conversation with L3, because "she's part of the ship now". The way the line was said was like some big reveal that we were supposed to care about or something. So weird.
It's a reference to a throwaway line from Empire Strikes Back where C-3PO says the Falcon computer has a "most unusual" dialect.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:15 pm

Guest wrote:
Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:07 pm
I see him patting the door frame during a down moment and saying some loser shit like "Well, old girl, we did it" or some such stupid shit. Seriously, JJ Abrams was a professional Hollywood writer for like 20 years and he's still the worst writer I've ever known, in any form. I would take a fucking fanfic writer at this point.
As long as the Falcon doesn't open a "slot" for Lando's pansexual rod, I'm fine with it. If I can be arsed to watch the movie, that is.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Pepsi Man » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:57 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:15 pm
As long as the Falcon doesn't open a "slot" for Lando's pansexual rod, I'm fine with it. If I can be arsed to watch the movie, that is.
They'd give a whole new meaning to, "don't copy that floppy."
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by RAPEMAN » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:00 pm

I think what's worse about the new films is it's validating the PT films. Kids and PT fanboys are now gloating that their shitty films are not quite as shitty as the new trilogy.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:36 pm

The PT was shit but at least it was organized shit. The new movies are just a fucking mess.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:56 pm

prequal hating is such hypefollowing faggotshit its cringeworthy
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