Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Guest » Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:52 pm

Is there anything more embarrassing than being a normalfag?

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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:16 pm

Guest wrote:
Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:52 pm
Is there anything more embarrassing than being a normalfag?
It's like with stupidity, the afflicted aren't the ones suffering under it, just everyone around them is.
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:18 pm

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Strip Clubs fucking suck. Like every retard normalfag I used to visit them with my friends in my early 20s. I miss nothing about the experience.
It's like paying to get cucked IRL.

Can't wait for them to all go the way of malls and brick-and-mortar toy stores. The only people who go to them are boomers and extreme normalfags.

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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by mad bum » Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:26 pm

I've never been to a strip club by myself, what's the protocol involved? Do you go in and just hang out and watch strippers?
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by steamyham » Sat Oct 13, 2018 3:52 pm

Go watch strippers take off their clothes (or if you're in my area watch them strip down to a bikini basically), sit politely while they shove their pussy/ass/tits in your face (no touching!). The good ones know how to actually pole/chair dance, the rest just twerk and awkwardly gyrate all over the stage. Then you throw them some sheckles and you might get a few seconds of personal attention.

Then when the girl gets offstage she says she likes you and attempts to get you to buy a lap dance or a drink or time in the VIP lounge.

Pretty much the same going with group only you don't have your drunk asshole friends trying to convince to shove your face in the strippers tits every time she comes by.
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Oct 13, 2018 3:55 pm

Strip clubs aren't really a thing over here. They do exist but only few and far between. We've got brothels instead.
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:54 pm

Das rite! Why settle for the lame shit when you can get the real deal?!
steamyham wrote:
Sat Oct 13, 2018 3:52 pm
Go watch strippers take off their clothes (or if you're in my area watch them strip down to a bikini basically), sit politely while they shove their pussy/ass/tits in your face (no touching!). The good ones know how to actually pole/chair dance, the rest just twerk and awkwardly gyrate all over the stage. Then you throw them some sheckles and you might get a few seconds of personal attention.

Then when the girl gets offstage she says she likes you and attempts to get you to buy a lap dance or a drink or time in the VIP lounge.

Pretty much the same going with group only you don't have your drunk asshole friends trying to convince to shove your face in the strippers tits every time she comes by.
Not sure if that is more or less sad than going to a maid cafe.
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:41 pm

Much more. A maid caffee is pretty much just nip Hooters.
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Guest » Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:53 pm

Strip clubs make me feel proud to not have friends.

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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by steamyham » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:15 pm

I have to say the first time I went to a strip club I was severely disappointed it wasn't like a Motley Crue video. Every one I've ever been to it's sad and low energy.
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