The Other people on Channel Awesome

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Re: The Other people on Channel Awesome

Post by Guest » Sat May 23, 2020 5:15 pm

Rapeculture wrote:
Sat May 23, 2020 6:25 am
He's a fucking pussy. Too much of a pussy to face the Corona, and too much of a pussy to actually live with his cat lady girlfriend of ten fucking years.
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Re: The Other people on Channel Awesome

Post by Dehbashi » Sat May 23, 2020 5:58 pm

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Sat May 23, 2020 9:34 am
You think that's stupid?! Behold:
ERod's page on the BlockBusterBuster fandom wikiShow
As he was chosen for it ERod is one of the very few who is able to lift the mighty hammer, Lucille. With this hammer, he is capable of a multitude of powers. He regularly displays super-strength as he uses a multitude of blunt objects (barbie dolls, no. 2 pencils and so on) to bust the movies, teleportation, a telekinetic link with Lucille, banish others to the Null-Void, make character attire (his ring, jacket, and sunglasses) appear on him, different magical abilities, etc.

This, however, comes with a price, as he must bust bad movies regularly or his powers grow weak. It has been mentioned though that he can counteract this through sheer rage alone, as he was able to call to Lucille and escape the Null-Void after weeks without busting a movie. If his will were to weaken, his hammer would become heavy and useless to him, a goal the Crypt-Keeper has tried every October. Despite the fact that he claims to "bust" movies, sometimes the movie in question is not shown to be damaged by the mighty hammer Lucille thanks to some very brilliant editing.

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In 1999, ERod gets home pissed after seeing The Phantom Menace, stating that George Lucas raped his childhood and he wishes that there was a public forum to express his anger about the movie. Then suddenly a woman in a suit and barefoot appears in his living room, ERod comes to her and demands to know who she is which she says that her name is Lorelei, the Patron Saint of Fandom.

She tells him that he was chosen to be "The Blockbuster Buster", but ERod states that he's just a regular guy, Lorelei says that he was the one who tricked death and gets his skull ring and only the bravest person wears it, stating that he is the one. She gives him a claw hammer and says that whoever wields this hammer if he is worthy, shall possess the powers of the Blockbuster Buster.

In 2007, ERod talks to his best friend Panda Bear on helping him and to become a Blockbuster Buster with him because he is also worthy of wielding the hammer but he turns it down to direct his new movie. ERod was happy about it saying that he can help him to make his movie and the next year they could become the Blockbuster Busters but PandaBear turns it down and tells ERod that he can find a way to do this like he always does.
It's as if Linkara was even more like Chris-chan.
Oh, also this fandom wiki doesn't actually cover anything past 2011 :lol:
Starts with some shitty version of Thor. Then goes full Autist. You know what? I wish Doge brought him to his shitty movies just for one reason. Let BeanRod go all only I can lift muh hammer then Doge comes by lifts it up and chuck it out of the way. And show BeanRod be butt hurt that Doge did that. That would make me laugh so hard. :lol:

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Re: The Other people on Channel Awesome

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat May 23, 2020 7:33 pm

Dehbashi wrote:
Sat May 23, 2020 5:58 pm
Starts with some shitty version of Thor. Then goes full Autist. You know what? I wish Doge brought him to his shitty movies just for one reason. Let BeanRod go all only I can lift muh hammer then Doge comes by lifts it up and chuck it out of the way. And show BeanRod be butt hurt that Doge did that. That would make me laugh so hard. :lol:
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Re: The Other people on Channel Awesome

Post by Guest » Sat May 23, 2020 11:38 pm

Guest wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 5:45 am
Moe Bitches wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 5:43 am
I'm curious as to what both of you (pibb and DingBaj) have worked on.
Nobody on DHI has ever worked.
Nobody on DHI is what they claim to be. ASS wasn’t straight, Slutmuffin wasn’t a sex pot escort/stripper, just a plain old skipthegames whore. Kugel isn’t a outspoken nationalist who manages a grocery store but instead a pussy whipped kraut who probably assists with produce. OBM wasn’t black or old, Moe isn’t a productive upstanding nigro, and Jewnoo is in fact a secret IN lizard person.

The only closest thing to a real person on DHI is Voice. He’s actually a vocaloid gone rogue who is using this site as part of his diabolical machinations to enslave humanity.

Oh and Duwango is actually a faggot, so he’s honest too.

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Re: The Other people on Channel Awesome

Post by CIANigger » Sat May 23, 2020 11:40 pm

Guest wrote:
Sat May 23, 2020 11:38 pm
Guest wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 5:45 am
Moe Bitches wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 5:43 am
I'm curious as to what both of you (pibb and DingBaj) have worked on.
Nobody on DHI has ever worked.
Nobody on DHI is what they claim to be. ASS wasn’t straight, Slutmuffin wasn’t a sex pot escort/stripper, just a plain old skipthegames whore. Kugel isn’t a outspoken nationalist who manages a grocery store but instead a pussy whipped kraut who probably assists with produce. OBM wasn’t black or old, Moe isn’t a productive upstanding nigro, and Jewnoo is in fact a secret IN lizard person.

The only closest thing to a real person on DHI is Voice. He’s actually a vocaloid gone rogue who is using this site as part of his diabolical machinations to enslave humanity.

Oh and Duwango is actually a faggot, so he’s honest too.
Wait, so you're saying Rapeman never raped? :(
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Re: The Other people on Channel Awesome

Post by Dingus Bajingus » Sat May 23, 2020 11:53 pm

Guest wrote:
Sat May 23, 2020 11:38 pm
Guest wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 5:45 am
Moe Bitches wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 5:43 am
I'm curious as to what both of you (pibb and DingBaj) have worked on.
Nobody on DHI has ever worked.
Nobody on DHI is what they claim to be. ASS wasn’t straight, Slutmuffin wasn’t a sex pot escort/stripper, just a plain old skipthegames whore. Kugel isn’t a outspoken nationalist who manages a grocery store but instead a pussy whipped kraut who probably assists with produce. OBM wasn’t black or old, Moe isn’t a productive upstanding nigro, and Jewnoo is in fact a secret IN lizard person.

The only closest thing to a real person on DHI is Voice. He’s actually a vocaloid gone rogue who is using this site as part of his diabolical machinations to enslave humanity.

Oh and Duwango is actually a faggot, so he’s honest too.
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Re: The Other people on Channel Awesome

Post by mad bum » Sun May 24, 2020 1:04 am

Yeah and I'm not a redditor.
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Re: The Other people on Channel Awesome

Post by RedLine » Sun May 24, 2020 1:52 am

Guest wrote:
Sat May 23, 2020 11:38 pm
Nobody on DHI has ever worked.
The fish tanks and hamster cages at the local pet store say otherwise faggot.

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Re: The Other people on Channel Awesome

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Sun May 24, 2020 1:56 am

Guest wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 5:45 am
Moe Bitches wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 5:43 am
I'm curious as to what both of you (pibb and DingBaj) have worked on.
Nobody on DHI has ever worked.
Excuse me, bigot, but Sex Work is work.
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Re: The Other people on Channel Awesome

Post by pibbs » Sun May 24, 2020 3:30 am

Keep in mind this man-child tweets dozens of tweets a day about cape shit, and other fictional characters. BTW who's even worried about this? Just another strawman autists like him use to prop up their own worldviews.
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