DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Guest]

Woah, what even is this?

I wonder if Leanna was working when he did this, and if he did it intentionally.

Personally I hope he did it intentionally and it turned out to be a day she wasn't working. How perfect would that be?

It definitely was intentional, although I doubt he has enough spine to actually walk into H&M and see if she was working. I imagine he found plenty of excuses to walk back and forth outside to show off his new toy to Leanna/her workmates though, but at a safe distance.

DSP may have had sex before but he will always be a virgin faggot.

Oh, it's very likely that's exactly what he was doing. I just think it would be hilarious if he took his new ho over there to show her off and Leanna had the day off or was home sick or something.

[Guest]

Aw, the KF-Twats were bitching that it's not "fun" that DSP and the GF's relationship has so far been mostly normal...

And some are requiring DSP make a list of why he loves her.

[da PAC Nigguh]

The Kiwifags aren't co­ntent to let someone else out-lolcow them, are they?

[rabidtictac]

If they'd just calm their tits, we'd get some quality lolz from dsp eventually.

[Poonoo]

If they'd just calm their tits, we'd get some quality lolz from dsp eventually.

The fuckers need to read some Sun Tzu, never interrupt your enemy when they make a mistake.

[Le Redditeur]

For all that talk about being against a-logging, the Farms are quite happy to engage in a-logging when it suits them.

Anyway, that kind of reaction is exactly what DSP wants from "detractors". I imagine he must be secretly gloating in Kiwi tears right now, because he showed those sociopath detractors that Phil Burnell is smarter than them, while they wallow in troll remorse and frustration.

Just focus on something else and let Philbert screw up on his own accord, as usual. He can't avoid doing something stupid when he's high from huffing his own farts - if people ignore his soul maid and focus on other aspects of his despicable persona, he'll end up fucking his relationship because he will throw it under the bus to defend himself.

[Guest]

lol, Neger telling everyone to calm down...

He's the one sperging about floor plans and demonic possession over there.

[rabidtictac]

For all that talk about being against a-logging, the Farms are quite happy to engage in a-logging when it suits them.

Anyway, that kind of reaction is exactly what DSP wants from "detractors". I imagine he must be secretly gloating in Kiwi tears right now, because he showed those sociopath detractors that Phil Burnell is smarter than them, while they wallow in troll remorse and frustration.

Just focus on something else and let Philbert screw up on his own accord, as usual. He can't avoid doing something stupid when he's high from huffing his own farts - if people ignore his soul maid and focus on other aspects of his despicable persona, he'll end up fucking his relationship because he will throw it under the bus to defend himself.

The Chad Burnell meme of theirs is more true than they want to admit. DSP showed up with an ordinary, not-Boogie-tier female and losers like fayt shit themselves with jealous tears. Rather than sit around and wait for the lulz when DSP ruins another woman's life with his pigroach lifestyle and narcissism, they'd rather sperge out over demonic possession and insulting her looks (because there's nothing else to insult at this point, because we don't know anything about her.)

Also LEL Neger telling people to calm down. He's one of the biggest sperges regarding this whole new soulmaid saga. The really juicy soulmaid shit won't be ABOUT her anyway-it'll be when DSP takes her to a store right across from where his ex works, or when he wakes her up to cook him dinner while she's sick, or when he starts taking her for granted and treating her like shit, and she comes to the internet to tell us the details of Phil's micropenne.

Or-even better-she's a gold digger who will pussywhip DSP, spend all his money and do nothing for him. And he'll have to keep her around because he needs pussy to validate his existence.

Kiwi said: Just a fun update: He's at 482 subs. They are dropping like flies.

This is more funny than anything in the soulmaid saga yet. All the a-logging and jealousposting is obscuring DSP dropping shitloads of subs. He's going to flip out once he's unable to hit any goals.

[Guest]

His patreon is also at 850. DSP is stretching his poor paypigs thin with subs, patreon, tips and cheers

[rabidtictac]

He's going to lose his shit when he comes back from his vacation and sees his sub numbers. Remember that this same guy was pushing 600-650 subs as the new sub tiers going forward. Then he backed off to 550 and now he's far from even that.

He got a shitload of gifted subs around christmas from the usual paypigs and now those gift subs are wearing off. He'll either be constantly reliant on the same paypigs to keep gifting subs, or he'll have to set his sub goals down around 400, aka the actual number of viewers he has.