DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[rabidtictac]

At some point, any girl he dates is going to find out what he spends his days doing (streaming) and what his full name is. Then they just google search that shit and he's fucked.

Besides, you know he'll brag about his "business" to any girl he starts seeing. He'll give them the names they can immediately look up on their phones. Hell, he could be at dinner with a girl, tell her his name, she googles it and then plays the video of him jacking off while they're waiting for the food to arrive.

DSP has fucked himself well and good. He's totally unemployable for any company that does a background check or 5-second internet search, and he can't date anyone with internet access for the same reasons.

[Kugelfisch]

He'd mention winning* EVO once.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

B) When she asks what he does, i.e how it is that he came to be 'rich', he gives her an official sounding job title that doesn't sound like 'YouTuber' or mention the word 'YouTube' i.e Media consultant/analyst.

Professional fighting game tournament participant.

Besides, you know he'll brag about his "business" to any girl he starts seeing. He'll give them the names they can immediately look up on their phones. Hell, he could be at dinner with a girl, tell her his name, she googles it and then plays the video of him jacking off while they're waiting for the food to arrive.

That's some RL stupid romantic comedy shit, and I'd love to see it happen.

[rabidtictac]

He'd mention winning* EVO once.

And the best part about that WINNING EVO, BEST USA PLAYER shit is now he has ultra SF2 videos up where he gets bodied by online scrubs. The one game he is supposedly good at, and he just proved to the world he's as shit at SF2 as he is every other game.

I saw some third strike footage of his recently and he should start pushing that meme to protect his ego. His SF3 Urien was way above the garbage play he's been putting out for SF2, SF4 and SF5.

[Kugelfisch]

He's absolutely gotten worse. Way worse. That's why I enjoy the USF2 videos so much. He used to be crap at some fightan gaems that I suck shit at as well but he at least had some base competency. You could see that he played a lot of fightan. But his USF2 gameplay is just so atrocious that I'm confident I could beat him right now. I've played less than 20 hours of SF2 in my life total and all that gameplay was on the SNES with SF2T. But he's so shit I could body him.

[rabidtictac]

Seriously, 2017 has been the year of DSP. So much amazing DSP shit. Fired from Machinima outright, almost signed up for an MCN run by some 21 year old collegefag scammer, Leanna left him, hospital visit story was turned into an animated short, getting bodied hardcore in Tekken 7, getting bodied hardcore in SFV/really salty about SFV in general AND THEN he also gets shit on 1000x over in the only fightan game he's supposed to be good at!

I can't wait to see what the future holds. This twitch shit is going to wear off and when it does, he is FUCKED monetarily. He bought himself some time by running to Twitch and getting exposure with a group of people who didn't know how toxic he was. But he's getting more and more abusive towards his chat/viewers and he'll drive them away. Then he'll be left crawling back to his dying youtube channel with no other options for fundraising. He's gone every way he can to raise funds and it BARELY supports him. No more options left when he inevitably fails.

BTW I also have barely played SFII. I don't really like it compared to the Alpha series and Third Strike. But yeah, given a little time, I could probably at least trade some rounds with him. I'd love to fight him in Alpha series.

[Kugelfisch]

Has he even played the Alpha series at all?

[rabidtictac]

I searched earlier today and couldn't find a single video of him playing the Alpha games. Fake fighting gamer confirmed.

[Charlar]

Speaking of Street fighter third strike (or at least one of the Street fighter 3 games) Any opinion on Hugo(the giant)? IMy older brother best character is that guy.

Also Street fighter Alpha 1, 2 or 3? Any charcters that some that is bad at gameshould try to get into those games? I have all three games

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I've always been fond of Guy. He has a wall jump, a fun Hurricane Kick variation, he has a command run that chains into different attacks, and he can pull off a command throw and elbow strike which dodge above and below projectiles, respectively.

Oh, also Sakura. She's the most original Shoto you will find in Alpha.