Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[ebin namefag]

She's an artist of the Dark Arts.

But enough about Lindsey.

[pibbs]

Even this officer meeting her for the first time, and after interacting with her for only a few minutes, he measured this drama bitch up perfectly.

‪Allison Pregler ‬
‪@allisonpregler.bsky.social‬· 53m
When I received rape/death threats in the mail regarding an online drama, the officer just shrugged and told me not to post so much on social media.

[pibbs]

Then again, maybe he was the responding officer to the stomping toddler terror incident and was very familiar with her.

[Old Black Man]

“Apologies ma’am, but nobody wants to rape you.”

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Then again, maybe he was the responding officer to the stomping toddler terror incident and was very familiar with her.

They probably have a picture of her at the station with "Do not indulge" in big letters.

[ebin namefag]

“Apologies ma’am, but nobody wants to rape you.”

Everything comes back to Applebees.

[Le Redditeur]

“Apologies ma’am, but nobody wants to rape you.”

Everything comes back to Applebees.

And its most famous waiter, Miscarriage of Acchild.

[pibbs]

Which is the more delusional? Lupa thinking she's attracrive by any metric, or peeRod thinking she will fuck him?


‪Allison Pregler ‬
‪@allisonpregler.bsky.social‬· 2h
Okay I know this is super vain but like I look fantastic in the mirror, and then like on camera I am smooshy and weird. How do I fix this???


‪ERod ‬
‪@erodbuster.bsky.social‬· 10m
First of all, I always think you look great.

But what you're describing might just be an issue with diffusion. You're eye adjusts to the light, but the camera lens doesn't. So it might just be a matter of softening your lights with diffusion paper.

Apologies if you've already done this.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She's like the first ethot to not prefer her filtered af self.
And ERod's eternal thirsting for her will never not be weird.

[Rapeculture]

Even this officer meeting her for the first time, and after interacting with her for only a few minutes, he measured this drama bitch up perfectly.

‪Allison Pregler ‬
‪@allisonpregler.bsky.social‬· 53m
When I received rape/death threats in the mail regarding an online drama, the officer just shrugged and told me not to post so much on social media.

AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS MADE MY DAY!