Movie Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Immortality was inflicted as a punishment, because the immortals would eventually brain rot into complete apathy.

Kinda, but that was probably not intended. Some people of this weird society just grow tired of living and just stop doing anything. The others just shove bread into their mouths to keep them alive.

The actual punishment in that society is being forcefully aged by a few years. Repeated offenders eventually turn from immortals into senile immortals.

[ebin namefag]

How would anybody tell Bob is senile.

[Kugelfisch]

When he forgets to tweet his drivel fifteen times a day?

[CuckTurdginson]

I think the point of the movie is that they don't give a shit about Robert Pattinson's life.

[Le Redditeur]

MovieBob forgets he already eat a fairly sized small portion of McDonald's and orders another one. He gulps it in a few bites and it doesn't make any difference.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's easy to forget, seeing how little density this fast food has. It's like biting into a cloud.

[Kugelfisch]

Look bro, it's only 10000 calories of "low-density" food. Totally different than 10k calories of carrots.

[Le Redditeur]

Bob's reaction to eating a carrot:

[CuckTurdginson]

There's an Oscar 'controversy' out right now about Sean Baker's latest, "Anora."

So, MeAgain has been raging for a few years now, if you factor in Cosby - over a decade. This has spawned a job called an "intimacy coordinator" to ensure sex scenes are performed ethically, I guess.

I guess I see some of the pros. With MeAgain being omnipresent, purchasing "MeAgain insurance" was probably going to be something that came up in this industry, and that's presumably what an intimacy coordinator ensures. There's also merit to say, if you hire a shithead, or get the impression people on set want an intermediary when performing sex scenes, investing in 'MeAgain insurance.'

What happened with Anora, its a movie about a stripper/hooker who gets married to her client, a Russian oligarch. The lead actress, Mikey Madison, performs a lot of sex scenes in this movie. She's naked a lot. Now Sean Baker went to her and said, "the industry is hiring intimacy coordinators these days, I'm happy to do it, would you like one?" and she declined, saying she felt safe on that set. Instead of celebrating what seems to be the endgoal, "isn't it nice we have a Best Picture nominee that had a rape free set!" the left let their inner Jew loose. There's "controversy" because the intimacy coordinator didn't get their shekels.

Saw a Youtube video of some fat bitch saying Sean Baker was ebil for doing that, like how dare he respect the feelings of his lead actress, I guess? And how dare she feel comfortable on a set, I suppose.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's a reckless monster. Without an intimacy coordinator, no one on set is safe!