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Is Köln really overrated when it's considered the faggot capital of Germany?
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- ebin namefag
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Faggot capital of Germany is your house.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Mon Apr 21, 2025 1:01 amIs Köln really overrated when it's considered the faggot capital of Germany?
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You absolute motherfucker!ebin namefag wrote: ↑Mon Apr 21, 2025 2:16 amFaggot capital of Germany is your house.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Mon Apr 21, 2025 1:01 amIs Köln really overrated when it's considered the faggot capital of Germany?

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Hawkmoon is on my to-read list.wulfenlord wrote: ↑Sun Apr 20, 2025 8:04 amAh, I misremembered. Got Gemmell and Feist confused, since I read them both in my teens. Something oddly satisfying about hunky slaps o' beef rescuing damsels while Gemmell clearly writes onehanded how their oily skin flexes over their muscles, and getting a taste of their spoils. Even the virgin mages get in on the action, IIRC they use their wizard magic fueled by not getting pussy to be able to make astral projections that annihilate the onslaught of the barbarian armies. Peak DHI literature.
If the epic of Druss is to your liking, you'll love Moorcock's Hawkmoon cycle, since the character of Count Brass is pretty much a blueprint of that, and more likable than the Duke of Köln, who comes off as a whiny bitch next to the Lord of Not-Spain.
If you really want to see one-handed writing about muscular men and women, you can't go wrong with the classic Robert E. Howard Conans.
Gemmell does write a lot of rapes into his stories, FYI.
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Several of the later Dune books were also written one-handed. The whole shit about magical sex witches that would make you coom so hard they turn everyone into drooling sex slaves felt absolutely disgusting to read. Absolute bottom tier fanfic garbage.
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Should've focused more on the Axolotl Tanks. Now there's a hook for a doujin.
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Every scifi fantasy turns into this if you let it go for too long.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Mon Apr 21, 2025 8:23 pmSeveral of the later Dune books were also written one-handed. The whole shit about magical sex witches that would make you coom so hard they turn everyone into drooling sex slaves felt absolutely disgusting to read. Absolute bottom tier fanfic garbage.
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But lesbians is where he drew the line lol. Duncan Idaho had a meltdown when he discovered that Leto II lets women kiss each other.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Mon Apr 21, 2025 8:23 pmSeveral of the later Dune books were also written one-handed. The whole shit about magical sex witches that would make you coom so hard they turn everyone into drooling sex slaves felt absolutely disgusting to read. Absolute bottom tier fanfic garbage.
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No wonder the guy never truly dies. He's the only chad left.
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I assume Herbert was a christfag.Rushy wrote: ↑Tue Apr 22, 2025 3:46 amBut lesbians is where he drew the line lol. Duncan Idaho had a meltdown when he discovered that Leto II lets women kiss each other.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Mon Apr 21, 2025 8:23 pmSeveral of the later Dune books were also written one-handed. The whole shit about magical sex witches that would make you coom so hard they turn everyone into drooling sex slaves felt absolutely disgusting to read. Absolute bottom tier fanfic garbage.
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