Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Guest]

By the way, when did the Resistance become the Rebellion? In TLJ, Chrome Lesbian calls Black Guy scum or something, and just before or after he sucker punches her he says "Rebel Scum" all defiant like and shit.

In some circles, it's known as bad writing. During the end of The Last Shit Given, Poe Whogivesafuck claims that the Rebellion is officially reborn from the ashes of the Resistance, which draws the question of why they were even called the Resistance in the first place since they were just a discount Rebel Alliance anyway. Was Rian giving JJ the finger?
This lines up with Ep.IX leaks with the First Order being called "The New Empire" or some shit. Basically, they've massively regressed the plot and they're remaking ROTJ yet again, and who better to remake anything than the master of vacuous nostalgia with no imagination whatsoever? JewJew Abrams, of course.
Can't wait to see how they'll handle Rey's secret child of whom she has no memory of conceiving for some reason and who's also a an overpowered character with no development just like their mother + Kylo Ren finding out that he's been cucked and gets furious over it while leading his new empire despite being an emotionally unstable edge lord who people like to believe is "deep" for some insane reason while Meryl Streep as Leia remains mostly in the background & Finn + Rose get back together in a completely necessary relationship while this franchise continues to get raped mercilessly. It's gonna be great.

[Guest]

Well what was he supposed to say? "Resistance fighter scum"?

"Rushy has terrible taste in movies!" rolls right off the tongue.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

At least they're no honest about every fucking bloke in this trilogy being some autistic LARPer.

Forgot about Asshoka. It's a toss up now whether she or Qi'ra show up to lead the Rebellion in Episode 9. Probably the latter because despite their budget Disney doesn't like making aliens main characters.

There's no chance in Hell that they'll take a spinoff-exclusive character and make her a main character in a main trilogy movie. Maybe she would've appeared in one of those "Star Wars Stories", but Solo has so far killed off any attempts to open the floodgates to what was once the Extended Universe.

Well what was he supposed to say? "Resistance fighter scum"?

They prefer the term "Scum fighter of the Resistance".

[Guest]

Asshoka originated as a cute 2.5D girl, not gonna have that in Jizzney movies.

[Guest]

Just like there was no way in hell they would bring Maul back as a movie villain despite him getting split in half by Lucas himself to ensure he stayed dead and couldn't be brought back?

If Lando returns in 9 why not Qi'ra? They were both last seen in Solo with his magic fucking dice. All three will return to praise Rey and pass the torch to her as Master Jedi, Master Pilot, Leader of the Resistance, and all around badass who claps back and knits.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Just like there was no way in hell they would bring Maul back as a movie villain despite him getting split in half by Lucas himself to ensure he stayed dead and couldn't be brought back?

Dude, I referenced that shit in my post. They tried to have the cartoons spill over the liveshit with Solo to fill their "amazing" cinematic universe, but Solo sucked so bad this Cinematic Universe is effectively dead for now.

Also Solo and that possible Kenobi movie were still just spin-offs. Suddenly introducing cartoon characters in an actual "Episode"-tier movie will just confuse the normies. They'll probably play things very safe with Episode Nein. No time for wild experiments here.

[Guest]

I envision a really woke title for Episode 9. Something involving Resistance that can also be used by Democrats. Remember, JJ using Resistance in TFA was just him being a douche rip-off artist. He didn't foresee Trump and the Resistance pound sign.

[Rushy]

Well what was he supposed to say? "Resistance fighter scum"?

"Rushy has terrible taste in movies!" rolls right off the tongue.

I prefer "guestposting was a mistake"

[Guest]

Well what was he supposed to say? "Resistance fighter scum"?

"Rushy has terrible taste in movies!" rolls right off the tongue.

I prefer "guestposting was a mistake"

You're a fucking hack. As expected of furries.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I envision a really woke title for Episode 9. Something involving Resistance that can also be used by Democrats. Remember, JJ using Resistance in TFA was just him being a douche rip-off artist. He didn't foresee Trump and the Resistance pound sign.

Star Wars Episode IX: Progress of Diversity.
Star Wars Episode IX: Attack on the Wall.
Star Wars Episode IX: Refusal to Divide.
Star Wars Episode IX: The Jedi Masters of Klynn'Ton.
Star Wars Episode IX: Not my Emperor.
Star Wars Episode IX: Return of Life Day.