Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[Grandma Bill Cosby's Googly Eye]

Well I was gonna crank one off before bed, but now I don't think i'll ever be aroused again.

[drisko]

You think this movie's sex scene will involve penetration? I can see him wanting to go bigger than showing off Jillian's tits. There was another naked chick as well, a skinnier one, but I can't remember who that was. And Sarah was in a bikini, it's as underwhelming as you might assume.

[veris leta facies]

Brad really does have a body of a Greek God. Compares to Michelangelo's David.

Well I was gonna crank one off before bed, but now I don't think i'll ever be aroused again.

You are just jealous for not having such magnificent junk yourself!

[Liar Revealed]

Somewhere, Brad Jones is reading this headline and going on an unhinged rant.
Thai Cave Rescue to Become Film From 'God's Not Dead' Producers

[Pope Corky III]

You think this movie's sex scene will involve penetration? I can see him wanting to go bigger than showing off Jillian's tits. There was another naked chick as well, a skinnier one, but I can't remember who that was. And Sarah was in a bikini, it's as underwhelming as you might assume.

That was a butt shot. Doesn't count.

[pibbs]

$18,546

37% of $50,000

[da PAC Nigguh]

Middle of the month is coming up. Remember, next paycheck these autists are backing the Snob!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You think this movie's sex scene will involve penetration?

The real question is: How many trannies will be involved?

Somewhere, Brad Jones is reading this headline and going on an unhinged rant.
Thai Cave Rescue to Become Film From 'God's Not Dead' Producers

I wonder if they'll diversify the cast. Just hiring skinny Thai boys would be highly problematic.

[Guest]

Make some of them ladyboys and you're good.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Middle of the month is coming up. Remember, next paycheck these autists are backing the Snob!

> implying they aren't on disability and get a "paycheck" more than once a month