God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[Guest]

Explain to me why Kathy Griffith is "famous", and why she's still around even after getting BTFO by her severed head stunt and entering full Andy Dick mode.

She was in a 90s Brooke Shields sitcom vehicle called Suddenly Susan. The media kept her around to try and make her the next white woman face of gay men after Cher and Bette Midler got too old.

Now? She looks WAY older than her real age of 57. Can't believe how bad she looks. It's like all the plastic surgery deflated all at once.

There's an entire Seinfeld episode about how fucking awful and unfunny she is. And she's so fucking horrible she appeared in it as herself.

[Keith Chegwin]

I mean, to be fair, she was playing a 'character', albeit one who's exactly like herself in almost every way and in an episode whose plot was based on a routine she actually did.

[JL Unlimited]

There's an entire Seinfeld episode about how fucking awful and unfunny she is. And she's so fucking horrible she appeared in it as herself.

I mean, to be fair, she was playing a 'character', albeit one who's exactly like herself in almost every way and in an episode whose plot was based on a routine she actually did.

She also voiced Alice in the Delbert cartoon, who was a cunt both in the comics and the cartoon.

[Kugelfisch]

It's wrong to separate families at the border. They should all just be mowed down by an M-2 as soon as they cross.

Dude, that's fucked up. Why'd you allow them to cross the border in the first place? 5km killzone at least. Be sure to employ lots of lighting so the darkies are visible.

[MegaNigger]

It's wrong to separate families at the border. They should all just be mowed down by an M-2 as soon as they cross.

Dude, that's fucked up. Why'd you allow them to cross the border in the first place? 5km killzone at least. Be sure to employ lots of lighting so the darkies are visible.

We were standing our ground dood! Had to let them cross first otherwise it's a declaration of war!

[Auli]

I would orgasm if Hillary was jailed.

[Keith Chegwin]

I suspect Bill would too

[rabidtictac]

It's wrong to separate families at the border. They should all just be mowed down by an M-2 as soon as they cross.

Dude, that's fucked up. Why'd you allow them to cross the border in the first place? 5km killzone at least. Be sure to employ lots of lighting so the darkies are visible.

The border also needs to include all of commiefornia and we should make all commiefornians honorary mexicans and revoke their US citizenship.

[Pepsi Man]

I don't get what it is about California that transforms reasonable people into the crazy liberal stereotypes that they end up becoming.

I swear, 2 years ago one of my best friends was normal and now she's, "literally having a panic attack," because a bus driver, "totally harassed her," or a dude, "said my legs were beautiful." Apparently every time a man so much as looks at her she's being attacked.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think it might be something in the water. Or some weird offshoot of Malaria.