You just need to slow them down so the 'Murrican ICBMs have an easier time hitting them.
Finished My Military Service
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Because as a NATO member you're required to. Don't worry, you've got some nations between you and Russia. They get to slow down the Russian military first.
Seriously though, I think a war with Russia is extremely unlikely anyway.
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I thought it was mandatory in pretty much every country? How do you people even get recruits?
We are connected to Russia all the way on top.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Jun 02, 2018 10:58 amBecause as a NATO member you're required to. Don't worry, you've got some nations between you and Russia. They get to slow down the Russian military first.
Seriously though, I think a war with Russia is extremely unlikely anyway.
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It's piss easy work for alright pay.
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Volunteers? Conscription's outdated anyway.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Ook, it's Wikipedia time.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription
Neither Estonia nor Norway have a full-blown conscription, they have this "Active draft system, but less than 20% of the whole age group are compelled to enlist". Any Norwegian or Estonian man who really doesn't want to go doesn't need to go in the army. We have the real deal here in Finland, every man not having any preventing health issues must go. Penalty for refusing to enlist is either 12 months of community service or 6 months of jail, it's your choice. Almost every man goes, something like 2% chooses the community service (faggots) and there's maybe some 10 guys annually choosing jail.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription
Neither Estonia nor Norway have a full-blown conscription, they have this "Active draft system, but less than 20% of the whole age group are compelled to enlist". Any Norwegian or Estonian man who really doesn't want to go doesn't need to go in the army. We have the real deal here in Finland, every man not having any preventing health issues must go. Penalty for refusing to enlist is either 12 months of community service or 6 months of jail, it's your choice. Almost every man goes, something like 2% chooses the community service (faggots) and there's maybe some 10 guys annually choosing jail.
With that attitude they surely can. If your countrymen commonly share that approach it's no wonder how easily the Nazi Germany occupied your country. You know, it's hard to occupy a country if those F-somethings are pissing fire on you. Russians don't have any invisible military, they can be killed just like any soldiers can be. It's a developing country with an economy the size of Italy. But no worries, we will protect your tender Swedish and Norwegian asses from the dreaded Soviet Union like we always have.
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Tooting your own horn a bit hard there, lad.
When we still had conscription, you could also chose to do social faggot shit. Something like wiping old people's asses. I wasn't drafted at all because it was already that time when they didn't really care to draft anymore since it was in the talks that they'd stop conscription. So I got this automated letter as to what the fuck I'm doing, told them about school and my apprenticeship that would follow in our family business and that was that. I wasn't even called for the medical check.
When we still had conscription, you could also chose to do social faggot shit. Something like wiping old people's asses. I wasn't drafted at all because it was already that time when they didn't really care to draft anymore since it was in the talks that they'd stop conscription. So I got this automated letter as to what the fuck I'm doing, told them about school and my apprenticeship that would follow in our family business and that was that. I wasn't even called for the medical check.
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I think the USMC has more weaponry staged in Norway than the Norwegian military anyway.
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The burger army recruiters are some of the scummiest people out there. I remember years ago in high school they just wouldn't leave me the fuck alone and kept calling, and I kept telling them no again and again over the phone and eventually they get all short with a quick "bye" like I'M the asshole.
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Should've just said "Hell yeah! So when do I get to shoot somebody?". You'll be right off their calling list. Might end up on another list but the military won't be your problem anymore.
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