April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Some Sick Fuck]

Almost looks like someone with a down syndrome.

Looks like someone Jewyoreo would be all over.

She looks like cold guy but not as fat.

Too many good guesses It's clearly girl, but looking in those empty eyes feels like I'm starting at a caveman. Looking at her tweets, clearly she's little "special" as well.

[Guest]

This Rebekah girl is just an extremely infantile young woman who is a bit slow, enough to look up to nobodies but not enough to be in a care home. Exactly the kind of people that wake up to a finger up her cunt.

[oldbones]

Yes and yet another sign of mental illness. All your loves are fictional characters? You don't find REAL people attractive? This is a disturbed mind. And remember she doesn't just want to fuck fictional characters. She wants to be raped by them.

The alternative is finding Spoony attractive, though.

If what she said is actually true then she never found spoony attractive. I bet she had a thing for Insano or one of his other faggy characters he used to dress up as. Now she is stuck with actually insane noah.

[pibbs]

Hey Moe! Nyuk-nyuk.

[oldbones]

Hey Moe! Nyuk-nyuk.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

I'm gonna go against the grain here. I don't think April is THAT bad looking. Her face is busted but she's relatively slender, which is a selling point at her age.

One thing that jumps out at me in every picture I've seen of April is her mouth. Her lips are very thin and upturned, so when she smiles she kind of looks like the Grinch.




SEPARATED AT BIRTH???

If she had fuller lips and a better hairstyle she'd be a strong 5.

[pibbs]

That's funny she always reminded me of the Grinch too. She never shows teeth when she smiles. Must be snaggletoothed.

[rabidtictac]

spoony is such a chad

Lel every woman secretly hates all other women.

Edit: ayyy lmao this april is fake

[mad bum]

I'm gonna go against the grain here. I don't think April was THAT bad looking.

She was okay before if you're into punk girls, now she looks like complete shit.

Also hilariously this is the first image you see when you type her name.

[rabidtictac]

This is the real one. I almost can't tell it's not a parody account.