Capeshit thread (comics and movies)
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Isn't Infinity Autistism suppose to come out soon?
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Saw the beginning of Justice League. Anyone who says the mustache CGI isn't that bad, or you don't really notice it, is a goddamn liar. The first shot of the movie is this fucking cellphone footage of Superman and he's fucking laughable through the entire scene. They replaced his entire mouth. He looks like a fucking cartoon!
Anyway, it could have been a decent little movie. The opening scene would have been filled with pathos, drama, what-have-you, except for the shitty CG making you chuckle throughout. The credits were kind of cool, I guess, but you can feel Joss Whedon's Marxist little hands on everything. A white supremacist terrifies a poor Muslim woman. And the scene from the trailer that looks like a robbery is actually a bunch of white Christians trying to suicide themselves so they can take the world back to the stone age. (Basically, what Muslims want to do, but Faggy Joss made them Christians instead.)
Oh, and Wonder Woman has super speed now. She's faster than Flash, stronger than Superman, and immortal or something. Why even need a Justice League?
Oh, and Batman's butler doesn't "recognize this world" anymore. Ya know, because of Trump. Death of Superman is just an allegory for the election. Welcome to the new America: POLITICS IN FUCKING EVERYTHING.
Anyway, it could have been a decent little movie. The opening scene would have been filled with pathos, drama, what-have-you, except for the shitty CG making you chuckle throughout. The credits were kind of cool, I guess, but you can feel Joss Whedon's Marxist little hands on everything. A white supremacist terrifies a poor Muslim woman. And the scene from the trailer that looks like a robbery is actually a bunch of white Christians trying to suicide themselves so they can take the world back to the stone age. (Basically, what Muslims want to do, but Faggy Joss made them Christians instead.)
Oh, and Wonder Woman has super speed now. She's faster than Flash, stronger than Superman, and immortal or something. Why even need a Justice League?
Oh, and Batman's butler doesn't "recognize this world" anymore. Ya know, because of Trump. Death of Superman is just an allegory for the election. Welcome to the new America: POLITICS IN FUCKING EVERYTHING.
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So I heard that that token angry black woman that directed that box office bomb Wrinkle in Time is going to direct the Darkseid origin movie "The New Gods".
It's like Warner/DC is actively trying to fail.
It's like Warner/DC is actively trying to fail.
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When is the government gonna bail out America's fiction industry?
When is the government gonna bail out America's fiction industry?
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I dunno which makes me angrier. That she'll almost certainly shit all over Jack Kirby's work or that Warners are stupid enough to pick her hot off her latest flop knowing full well she can't direct a big tentpole movie for shitLiar Revealed wrote: ↑Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:15 amSo I heard that that token angry black woman that directed that box office bomb Wrinkle in Time is going to direct the Darkseid origin movie "The New Gods".
It's like Warner/DC is actively trying to fail.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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They probably picked her because of Selma, but that movie had the Oprah book film club sticker slapped on it. A monkey could’ve directed it and still get good reviews.Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:29 pmI dunno which makes me angrier. That she'll almost certainly shit all over Jack Kirby's work or that Warners are stupid enough to pick her hot off her latest flop knowing full well she can't direct a big tentpole movie for shit
Guest wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:17 pmYou're a bunch of monkeys dancing for shekels. Dance and keep your pie holes shut, monkeys. Your dumbass opinions aren't wanted and aren't valid.
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They use CGI for fake mustaches these days? What in the actual fuuuuu...Ya Amber Heard Me?! wrote: ↑Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:59 pmSaw the beginning of Justice League. Anyone who says the mustache CGI isn't that bad, or you don't really notice it, is a goddamn liar. The first shot of the movie is this fucking cellphone footage of Superman and he's fucking laughable through the entire scene. They replaced his entire mouth. He looks like a fucking cartoon!
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There must have been a brilliant reason why they needed to spend thousands of dollars instead of on a $2 razor and a bit of shaving cream.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Fri Mar 23, 2018 5:42 pmThey use CGI for fake mustaches these days? What in the actual fuuuuu...Ya Amber Heard Me?! wrote: ↑Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:59 pmSaw the beginning of Justice League. Anyone who says the mustache CGI isn't that bad, or you don't really notice it, is a goddamn liar. The first shot of the movie is this fucking cellphone footage of Superman and he's fucking laughable through the entire scene. They replaced his entire mouth. He looks like a fucking cartoon!
...and still: Spoony did nothing.
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Isn't that exactly what happened?JL Unlimited wrote: ↑Fri Mar 23, 2018 3:52 pmA monkey could’ve directed it and still get good reviews.
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Cavill had to grow the moustache for Mission: Impossible VI and Paramount wouldn't allow him to shave it. I think they did it just to fuck WarnersTony Schiavone wrote: ↑Fri Mar 23, 2018 5:53 pmThere must have been a brilliant reason why they needed to spend thousands of dollars instead of on a $2 razor and a bit of shaving cream.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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