DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Le Redditeur]

I have a theory about this crop of "detractors" that try hard to fuck with DSP - they're one Project 7 trailer away from dropping all their money on Master Gout. It always bothered me how people would complain that DSP conned his Patreon out of P7 money - as if that crap was worth anything to begin with. Him stopping with P7 was the only sane, sound decision DSP took in his entire sheltered life.

The "detractors" that seem more adjusted seem to be, unsurprisingly enough, the ones that never liked DSP to begin with.

[Some Sick Fuck]

So let me get this straight - I might get it wrong, because I am not currently suffering from the pigroach disease: Phil the retard is bitching nonstop about not having popular games to play. When a new release becomes popular, he bitches that the game is not worth his attention because it's not AAA with massive expensive marketing?

I guess just saying that he isn't interested in it because he has attention span of a mosquito and mental capabilities of used tampon wouldn't work, because it would be considered normal, so dickgobler Phil has to shit on a game not being high profile enough for his goatness to be bothered? Bitch, you are a complete nobody, the game is far more popular than you'll ever be, just why are you still alive? Phil and Boogie, can't dissapear soon enough.

[Angelfire Memes]

He'll drive her away soon enough anyway. Money is where Phil draws the line. You think bitching about money for two hours before streaming is annoying? Imagine what she will need to listen to over the coming days and weeks, especially if she doesn't get a job quickly.

Does Phil actually want her to get a job though? One of the interesting things about all this is how obvious Phil's lies now appear. Back during his #savethehouse begging, he said he needed money to pay taxes to keep his house so his girlfriend could move in. Once she moved in, her job would transfer her and she'd start working immediately and helping out with billth straight away. Now we know that was never the plan, and the story is now that she can't even look for a job for "a couple of months" because she needs a new drivers licence. He wants the paypigs to THINK she's looking for a job, but that'd mean Phil has to let his maid out of the house regularly, so she won't always have dinner on the table and she'll meet normal people who will start to question why she's with a fat, snorting ball of grease.

That's what happened with Leanna, and she ended up straight up bailing on DSP in such a hurry she left half her shit in his house. Much easier to keep her locked up and make the money she would be bringing in by turbobegging in REEEmergency streams.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So let me get this straight - I might get it wrong, because I am not currently suffering from the pigroach disease: Phil the retard is bitching nonstop about not having popular games to play. When a new release becomes popular, he bitches that the game is not worth his attention because it's not AAA with massive expensive marketing?

DSP just didn't want to play it (probably banking on being more successful at DBFZ), and now his ego forces him to stick to his "just an obscure indie game nobody cares about" story.

He's been bitching a lot lately about how there are no games to play. He'd have a lot more games to play if he'd stop speedrun-ragequitting games. He even has Dissidia NT sitting on his dashboard doing nothing.

It would be amazing if he played it and never figured out how damage works.

[rabidtictac]

It's also almost 100% confirmed that Leanna cucked the pigroach btw. DSP has dropped numerous hints and he knew what the hell he was doing when he told that emergenREE room story. She moved out "in a huff," IMMEDIATELY had a new picture up of her at a new place with a cat (her boyfriend's imo) and she never bothered to arrange for her stuff to be moved. DSP said there was a lot of "fucked up stuff" that happened when they broke up that hurt him (aka he was pissed off and angry like a true narcissist cunt), which justified him telling that hospital story. I can only assume she cucked him.

The funny thing about DSP bitching about no new games to play is he's done this since forever. He always bitches whenever there isn't that "NEW BIG HYPE GAME" to hold his viewers' attention for him. He doesn't realize that normal let's players don't rely on the GAME to generate interest. Even funnier is that DSP has been accusing others of being shills and hyping new releases, when this is exactly what DSP does because he's incapable of generating interest in games unless the GAME is both good and extremely hyped. There are plenty of good games he's dropped because his fans weren't interested (Okami HD) and plenty of bad games he's played only because the hype was there. He even defended those bad games (secret of mana remake, shadow of mordorboxes) solely because they were new and he needed day 1 views.

He's the picture of a desperate shill and beggar, but he always shits on everyone else and says THEY are the ones shilling and begging. I've never seen any youtuber or streamer be as pathetic about begging as DSP. DSP shitting on Maximilian Dood is laughable because yeah, Max is a shill, but DSP is way more of a shill. Max can play some old shit from 1996 and still get tons of views and interest. He's also not even half the beggar DSP is.

[Angelfire Memes]

I'm 50/50 on Leanna cucking Phil. I don't blame her if she did, and she obviously matured quite a bit towards the end of the relationship and outgrew the goutbabby. It's certainly very plausible and realistic. However the very fact Phil was obviously implying that happened, first during his Christmas begathon no less, makes me doubt it. Phil fucking loves playing the victim, especially when he's begging. So the fact Phil was happy to admit Leanna cucked him is a big mark against that story imo. The only way we'll know for sure is if Leanna comes out and tells all, because fuck knows I wouldn't trust Phil's account of anything.

His attitude to games really shows what a narcissist he is. If he likes the game, it's good. If he doesn't like the game, or isn't interested in playing it, it can't be any good and it's just a meme game/hyped up by shills. Anyone telling you otherwise is a shill, not like true and hahnest Phil who spends 2 hour pre streams begging for pocket money.

MHW? Boring, not that popular (shipped 6m units in 2 weeks)
KC:D? Boring, buggy, just an indie shitfest, not popular, shilled by Twitch
DBFZ? Unplayable garbage pushed by FGC shills (immediately picked up for EVO)

None of these games are worth Phil's time, yet PUBG, Battlefront, COD are all on his schedule despite being buggy, boring trash pushed by shill streamers. Really gets the noggin joggin.

[Kugelfisch]

However the very fact Phil was obviously implying that happened, first during his Christmas begathon no less, makes me doubt it.

You'd doubt water being wet if Phil said it was. You even believed the escort shit. You're like Kama used to be fresh out of the SoK. Don't let your hate blind you from the obvious. You don't need to take any of Phil's words for it. She was fucking gone on the spot and left her shit behind and was obviously somewhere else and not home with her parents either.

[Angelfire Memes]

However the very fact Phil was obviously implying that happened, first during his Christmas begathon no less, makes me doubt it.

You'd doubt water being wet if Phil said it was. You even believed the escort shit. You're like Kama used to be fresh out of the SoK. Don't let your hate blind you from the obvious. You don't need to take any of Phil's words for it. She was fucking gone on the spot and left her shit behind and was obviously somewhere else and not home with her parents either.

>hate
Negro please, that's like saying I hate the car wreck that I saw on the way home today. It looked pretty shit, I was wondering why it happened and it distracted me for a few minutes while I sat in traffic but at the end of the day it's just something else for me to sperg about. All I'm saying is, all we have as evidence is Phil's word, which historically only makes something less likely to be true, and a photo of a cat at someone else's house. One point for, one against, which makes it a neutral 50/50 for me.

Also
>believing the escort shit
I believed it was a real escort, I'll give you that. However my theory all along was she was just shilling her camshows. Turns out the truth was way, way more retarded than I could have imagined.

[Kugelfisch]

We don't have his word. All he said was that she did something hurtful to him. So I'd say, by your rules, that's a two for two.

Also
>believing the escort shit
I believed it was a real escort, I'll give you that. However my theory all along was she was just shilling her camshows. Turns out the truth was way, way more retarded than I could have imagined.

Fair enough.

[Le Redditeur]

Also
>believing the escort shit
I believed it was a real escort, I'll give you that. However my theory all along was she was just shilling her camshows. Turns out the truth was way, way more retarded than I could have imagined.

Man, the truth was so retarded, nobody could have predicted it. Although it was a catfish attempt, technically, I guess.