Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[Tony Schiavone]

Is she being sponsored by this Nutrisystem company? Are we being shilled at by Marzgurl of all people?

She probably is. Really, it's an untapped market for all these chunky Internet nobodies.

She's ugly enough that beta autists think they have a chance with her - she's probably got some whales somewhere that would give her more money to gawk at her than the price to actually sex a pretty lady.

She's in that zone between pretty and ugly called "plain"--the zone of the average.
Where she knows that there are always far, far worse.
The real question is why she married a corn nugget. In every way it's a step down for her.

[pibbs]

Yeah but that trucker voice is so grating. Forget make up she needs to learn to speak with a more feminine voice. Her views would sky rocket.

[mad bum]

Yeah but that trucker voice is so grating.

She's not even hot like doctor girlfriend to make up for it either.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Buy a box of diet food. Review every item.
Darling, stop scraping, the bottom is gone.

Stunning and brave.

[Kugelfisch]

That's somehow worse in every regard than what I could've guessed. Boring.

Is she being sponsored by this Nutrisystem company? Are we being shilled at by Marzgurl of all people?

That would explain a lot and I wouldn't put it past her either.

[Guest]

Why do I wanna watch this fat bitch eat?

[Osterzone]

Why do I wanna watch this fat bitch eat?

Girlfriend simulator

[pibbs]

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The desperation is strong with this one.

Some sick fuck is going to fap himself dry.

[Chippah]

Just ran across this. Wow is she off key far more than she's on.

[RAPEMAN]

Lups thinks she can sing, too. Most women think they have more talent than they really do.