Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Charlar » Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:13 pm

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Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:43 am
It's weird how Wakanda is most advanced nation on earth in this universe and completely closed off from everyone else but they're people still put plates in their lips and fight with spears and sticks.

Oh and Andy Serkis was the best thing in the entire film sadly isn't in it enough.
Wakanda in every previous portrayals has always mixed high tech with acting african shenanigans
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Poonoo » Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:18 pm

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Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:12 pm
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Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:19 am
They're literally spearchuckers ffs do American nigs really think this is empowering?
Yes, the same way with people did the same shit with wonder Woman, both very medicre movies, but somehow empowering
Disney's marketing is fucking impressive. Their shitty popcorn flicks aren't just big dumb movies anymore, they are "culturally important" to dumb people who need to see them or they are bigots. Sony tried this with Cisbusters but they fucked it up by making the people in it to ugly and the movie was TOO shit for people to shill.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:20 pm

I bet Michael Bay wishes he'd discovered this gimmick before Marvel Studios. Imagine if they'd sold transformers movies that way. We'd be seeing loads of 10/10 bayformers movie reviews on rotten cuckmatoes.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:39 pm

Skids and Mudflap were the original first black heroes ever (stunning and brave).
Poonoo wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:18 pm
Disney's marketing is fucking impressive. Their shitty popcorn flicks aren't just big dumb movies anymore, they are "culturally important" to dumb people who need to see them or they are bigots. Sony tried this with Cisbusters but they fucked it up by making the people in it to ugly and the movie was TOO shit for people to shill.
Reading Black Panther's review section on wikipedia is just weird, with paragraph after paragraph of how the movie means so fucking much to the poor black kids who never felt represented before (because you are apparently unable to enjoy a movie if the people on screen don't have your skin tone). Truly this movie will cause world peace.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:49 pm

Poonoo wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:18 pm
Guest wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:12 pm
Guest wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:19 am
They're literally spearchuckers ffs do American nigs really think this is empowering?
Yes, the same way with people did the same shit with wonder Woman, both very medicre movies, but somehow empowering
Disney's marketing is fucking impressive. Their shitty popcorn flicks aren't just big dumb movies anymore, they are "culturally important" to dumb people who need to see them or they are bigots. Sony tried this with Cisbusters but they fucked it up by making the people in it to ugly and the movie was TOO shit for people to shill.
That's pretty much it if you're not gonna be funny then you better be smoking hot if you're gonna star in a blockbuster. The closest Ghostbusters had was Kate McKinnon who they made as ugly as possible.

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:53 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:39 pm
Reading Black Panther's review section on wikipedia is just weird, with paragraph after paragraph of how the movie means so fucking much to the poor black kids who never felt represented before (because you are apparently unable to enjoy a movie if the people on screen don't have your skin tone). Truly this movie will cause world peace.
Apparently Denzel Washington, Will Smith, Wesley Snipes, Samual L Jackson, Morgan Freeman and Don Cheadle movies are all banned in those areas.

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Guest » Sun Feb 18, 2018 2:19 am

But those are a buncha Uncle Toms whiteashed to appeal to WHITE people. They don't count!

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Guest » Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:20 am

When are super Hero movies going away?

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Charlar » Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:00 am

Guest wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:20 am
When are super Hero movies going away?
Out of existence? Never
Out of Theater? When they stop being profitable
-On the internet, everyone end up being Spoony or Tim Buckley
-All fanbases are shit
-Most people had, have and will have shit tastes

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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Guest » Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:09 am

Charlar wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:00 am
Guest wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:20 am
When are super Hero movies going away?
Out of existence? Never
Out of Theater? When they stop being profitable
I hope Out of theaters is soon, Tired of this copy and paste BS called Marvel movies

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