Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[Auli]

As someone who has had help from his parents for ages (TY MOM ), his wife should be immortalized in a diamond. The, sometimes literal, shit she has gone through... kudos. Hope she'll find happiness.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Damn, poor Boogie2988

Guest posting was a mistake.

[Guest]

I want Boogie to die already, i propose a change to the poll with a "not soon enough" option.
Is fat a good fertilizer because i wonder how the soil will to the planetoid being buried

What there is of him will feed the worms and maggots for a good long time.
Of course, the selfish fuck will probably just opt for cremation

[mad bum]

Damn, poor Boogie2988

Guest posting was a mistake.

More like Boogie2988 pounds

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What there is of him will feed the worms and maggots for a good long time.
Of course, the selfish fuck will probably just opt for cremation

Wasn't there some article a while ago about how normal crematories can't handle morbidly-obese people because they can't contain all that burning body fat? Maybe that's the reason for the weight-loss surgery.

[Vaporwear]

What there is of him will feed the worms and maggots for a good long time.
Of course, the selfish fuck will probably just opt for cremation

Wasn't there some article a while ago about how normal crematories can't handle morbidly-obese people because they can't contain all that burning body fat? Maybe that's the reason for the weight-loss surgery.

Cut him up, feed him to the poor. In Trump's America, the niggers need all the help they can get.

[Guest]

I can't imagine Boogie would taste good. Thats mountain dewrito fat right there, can't be good.

[rabidtictac]

Meat is mostly muscle. The fat is the part you cut off and throw away.

[Guest]

Obviously Jamal and Click-Click are gonna feast on his Arnold-tier interior.

[clickKunst]

I can't imagine Boogie would taste good. Thats mountain dewrito fat right there, can't be good.

You'll get the best cuts from the front and back shanks (above the knee) unless he rides around in a motorised scooter. In the case of the latter, his carcass will mostly be useful for heating.