Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[GuestWrong]

I'm guessing every now and then he checks WebMD for diseases or syndromes that exist but are hard to define or difficult to prove, then has those on Twitter.

[rabidtictac]

You can get a general practitioner to prescribe them. Doctors do prescribe them pretty freely. It's pain meds that doctors are REALLY reluctant to give you.
Spoony really needs a psychiatrist that know's what he's doing to manage it, but we all know that's out of the question. Spoony must have watched Battlefield Earth one too many times and picked up L. Ron Hubbard's beliefs about psychiatry.

Which is how I'm pretty sure he's never even gone the drugs route. He could easily get his general practitioner to run him through the absolute SHITLOAD of anxiety and depression meds on the market. He could experiment with dosage and all kinds of stuff. It would probably take him a year or longer just to run through the most common prescriptions for anxiety and depression and to test the different dosages. I find it impossible to imagine that he NEVER FOUND ANYTHING THAT WORKED FOR HIM after doing all that.

Which is why I say I doubt he's done any of it. He doesn't want help. He wants to stay broken and he wants to be able to blame some authority figure for why he's such a shit.

Obviously king spooneh can't go to therapy because he'd have to treat another human with common decency, which he can't do. But you'd think this fuck could at least try different doses of fucking prozac or some shit. Take a xanax, sit your bitch ass down and see how well it works.

And somebody get that fucking computer away from him, because it's clearly just feeding his paranoid apocalypse fantasies.

[Guest]

There is nothing wrong with him and nothing happened to him. He's just a loser shut-in.

1. Turn off the computer until February.
2. Take a shower
3. Eat a salad
4. Go outside
5. Take rApril to a B&B for the weekend and Iron Bull her.

You want him to take her to a B&B where she can cuck him? Not sure if that would help his depression, unless he's into that, which is entirely possible.

[pibbs]

This is the first time in years Spoony has referenced April and he doing an activity together.

[Guest]

"What's a computer?"

[rabidtictac]

This is the first time in years Spoony has referenced April and he doing an activity together.

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Paig ... si0HUl.jpg

Oh yeah, sure, some WWE lady looks fucking TERRIBLE, especially compared to the goddess of skyrim rape.

This some petty shit, nigga.

[Guest #2]

This is the first time in years Spoony has referenced April and he doing an activity together.

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Paig ... si0HUl.jpg

Oh yeah, sure, some WWE lady looks fucking TERRIBLE, especially compared to the goddess of skyrim rape.

This some petty shit, nigga.

On the show, Paige looks 100X worst, like who ever did her make up needs to be fired,

[wulfenlord]

This is the first time in years Spoony has referenced April and he doing an activity together.

What's funnier than that is that even his lies about watching wrasslin' become inconsistent...

[Some Sick Fuck]

Admittedly, that looks like shit: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bbw9-C_lUHo/

But so does April. And she doesn't get paid to look like a freakshow.

[Poonoo]

Admittedly, that looks like shit: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bbw9-C_lUHo/

But so does April. And she doesn't get paid to look like a freakshow.

Paige has just got over being on a year long coke bender with a man having his mid life crisis in mexico half the time that the whole world was able to see. She used to know what the hell she was doing with the make up, she is recovering from being an actual drug addict and personal crack whore of Alberto Del Rio.

April has no excuse.